Friday Free For All is that time of the week when I post videos that may or may not be timely, newsworthy, or relevant. Because only your mom works hard on Friday. Send your tips to lance@filmdrunk.com.
Today’s Friday Free for All video comes courtesy of my unpaid research assistant RoboPanda. It’s by a gentleman who goes by the name of “Ze Frank,” who demonstrates a very cool and simple optical illusion. Another trick he has is to turn me into a 12-year-old whenever I watch this. I like it when girls hump my finger. Even if they don’t.
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Ze Frank is German for dick.
This gives all new meeting to “finger banging”.
To get back at him, I held my thumb and forefinger in front of my face and crushed his head.
“WHY CAN’T I SEE THE SAILBOAT?”
Fockin’ oiPhone, at’s whoi.
Ze Frank > DeFrank
Ze Frank > Anne Frank
/both of them have humped my finger though
“Ze Frank” is the name of the log Germans brick on your chest.
What does it say about me that I held it there the entire time and then absentmindedly scratched my nose?
Awww Ze Frank used to be the other website I visited every day. Awwwwwwwwwwwww. Holy fuck am I tired.