Terminator Salvation opens in two weeks, and the marketing department is already gearing up for that final push, where the turd’s hanging three quarters out your ass and you start sweating because you know if you don’t get it all out you’re just gonna be wiping forever and who has the time? Anyway, in preparation for all that, they’ve released this new, extended, four-minute trailer, and I’d be lying if I said it didn’t look badass. It’s interesting to note that most of these clips seem to take place during the day time, which is a switch from the first two, which seemed like 85% night scenes. Haha, just kidding, I liked it when the giant robot caught on fire.

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It means something different when a robot tries to give you the shaft
Bale is also working on a biopic about his relationship with his mother titled “Terminate Her”
Peter North is working on a similiar movie titled “Four minutes of Spermination”.
Fuck this shit. If there really was some apocalyptic robot battle, there’s just no-fucking-way that Los Angeles would look so much cleaner than it does now.
Could you imagine a gay-raged Terminator? Seriously, just marching around and berating shit to death with his cold, soulless cock?
*crosses fingers and bites lip*
Motorcycles that drive themselves means one thing… New Jersey has been destroyed.
Actionjohnny: Alternate title- “Sperminator: Salivation”.
“Terminator: Salvation” also happens to be the name of McG’s Mom’s abortion video.
I’d rather run the Lewis and Clark gauntlet naked than be stuck in a shelter with goddamn Common.
Weak, this looks just like “Mannequin”.
*clears throat*
“This is John Connor…”
*coughs*
“…this is Batman…”
*hacks*
“…I wanna’leadfaadfkidjifjrisitance….YOU HEAR ME!?!! I WANNNASLFDLISROBOTS!!!”
“…this is Batman…”
*
*flips to page 6 of his FilmDrunk guide*
Oh shit, sorry guys…I totally misread the paragraph about not making fun of movies that look good. My bad.
“4 minutes of termination” is what happens when Pilar brings me my plate of enchiladas.
Once the Terminators blew up the last Trader Jews, the human resistance just kinda’ didn’t give a shit about much else.
I think we oughtta make sure and point out now that if this movie does end up being okay, good, or even great movie, we need to still be able to talk hella shit on McG.
you’re just gonna be wiping forever and who has the time?
Well if you’d just waddle your lazy ass to a mirror and bend over to wipe, you wouldn’t have that problem.
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So today, this TOTALLY OMFG HAWT Terminator rolled into camp…