Hey, remember Flight of the Navigator? I sure do kind of a little bit I guess. So naturally it’s perfect for a remake.
The 1986 original told the story of a 12-year-old boy who is abducted by an alien spacecraft in 1978 and reappears eight years later, still the same age and with no memory of what happened. NASA scientists discover a connection between the boy and a downed spacecraft and try to exploit the boy, who ultimately escapes with the ship and attempts to reunite with his family. The movie grossed only $17 million when it was released but was later rediscovered on VHS, becoming a cult hit. [THR]
I swear to God, at least 50% of the kids’ movies made in the 80s involved trying to keep the government from doing experiments on someone. What was up with that? In any case, the remake is set to be written by the guy who wrote Wild Hogs, so I’m sure it will be an incisive parable for our times.

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Dear god… no… all I did in 1986 was watch this movie. Thanks for bringing me the news, Vince. I’m going to go hang myself now.
The Mighty Feklahr’s dreams of a “Meatballs II: Meathead Gone Wild” is alive and well!
I hope Paul Reubens does the voice for Trimaxion again.
So I can beat-off in the theater.
WHERE’S MY MONSTER SQUAD 2?
Dor sho gha! This just in! Rob Zombie to do “The Neverending Story” remake!
I always got ‘Flight of the Navigator’ and ‘Flight of the Intruder’ confused. Which one was about ass-rape and which one was about people flying around?
Sounds to me like that movie was way ahead of its time, if you just substitute “Catholic Priest” for “alien spaceship” and “John Stossel” for “Nasa scientist.”
Dor sho gha! This just in! Diablo Cody to do “Sixteen Candles” remake!
^Chris Hansen. Fuck it. I’m going home.
How long do Amber alerts last anyway?
You know, just curious…
Dor sho gha! This just in! McG to do “Police Academy” remake!
All we worried about in the 80s was nuclear war, not bullshit government experiments.
Furthermore, I’ve never heard of this “Flight of the Navigator” movie.
In summation, I smoke too much crack to remember what the fuck was happening 20 years ago.
Dor sho gha! This just in! David Lynch to do “Crocodile Dundee” remake! (Guy’cha!)
Dor sho gha! This just in! Wachowski…um…Siblings to do “Tron” remake!
(Just kidding, they already did!)
E.T-Mobile Phone Home.
They better leave Explorers the fuck alone!
I guess this makes me feel better about Jimmy Faillon remake of Stripes.
I guess this makes me feel better about the Ben Stiller remake of
Bachelor Party Man With One Red Shoe Splash Joe vs the VolcanoA Fish Called Wanda.Crappy, don’t you dare fuck with A Fish Called Wanda.
I guess this makes me feel better about the Dan Akroid of Dr. Detroit. Come to think of it, no, no it doesn’t. FUCK YOU DAN, FUCK YOU FOR BLUES BROTHERS 2000 FUCK YOU TO DEATH WITH A GARDEN WEASLE!!
Al: Now let me correct you on a couple of things Crappy, OK? Aristotle was not Belgian. The central message of Buddhism is not “Every man for himself.” And the London Underground is not a political movement.
Crappy: Just don’t call me stupid!
[Speeds off in Caddy clipping other car, shouts from window] AssssHOLE!!
Besides dear, it’s not me fucking with AFCW, is that Jew basterd Stiller!
Crappy, I heart you.
If I get 2nd place yet again for CoTW tomorrow…
You guys will see “Plight of the Player-Hater”.
Fuck it if you do win ÿPåłü, I still havn’t got my prize. I know, the USPS post is in Harlem in VaLince is whitish
and his pussy hurts, but I want my Gorillaz swag!Um… at least you guys GOT a prize for winning…
(mentally recalls all the naked pics sent to Vance)
Jeeeebus, I butchered that one good even for me :D LOLZ ROTFJO
With today’s technology they could finaly do D.A.R.Y.L. properly. I mean, he could REALLY analyze data now.
When McG gets around to his planned Blade Runner reboot things will get violent.
Remaking the 80′s will be hard since everyone was so coked out that our only memories of that era are Frankie Says Relax and that time Reagan dropped brick.
Ragnarok? I can’t decide if that appeals to my nordic nature or if it’s just some gay gaming name.
In that I’m drunk and testy, I’m going with the latter.
If they’re rebuilding things from the 80s, they should start with Al’s hymen.
This two-day delay for COTW can only mean one thing: BEST. PRIZE. EVER.
Sorry Pauly :(
Donkey: Can I be second for a rebuild? This colostomy bag is really annoying!
I ain’t writing no more funny shit on here. Last time I did, this “Lance” motherfucker sent “Hotel For Dogs” to my house.
They should really be remaking The Princess Bride, and make it watchable this time.
And then shoot everyone involved in the original in the face.
Duke, you didn’t watch it, did you?
I think my copy gave me diabetes… and AIDS… and parvo.
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Flight of the Navigator is my most favorite movie of all time … ever. If this happens, I will consider my childhood officially raped.
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If this happens, I will consider my childhood officially raped.
So, your uncle doesn’t count?
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When I saw this movie as a kid, I thought “Man, it’d be radical to keep a small alien in my back pack as a pet”.
Now, I wonder what it would be like to get it that little fucker high.
Oh yes, my friends. The monkey is now walking upright.
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Pauly usually has another one-eyed monster that stares children down.