Comments on: FIRST TRAILER FOR ‘THE ROAD’

By: Guy Who Looks Like a Durst

Guy Who Looks Like a Durst — Fri, 15 May 2009 02:02:55 +0000

I don’t have a trailer for The Road any more, since some fuckers stole the wheels for dope money.

Alfred HitchCOCK!

Guy Who Looks Like a Durst — Fri, 15 May 2009 01:48:43 +0000

You’re wrong, CaPlonky.

“Boar” is her dinner party speciality, according to my dad.

Pauly Dangerously — Fri, 15 May 2009 00:47:00 +0000

*watches trailer, light bulb flickers over Pauly’s head”

I’ve got it!

*writes “SKULL-TIPPED CONDOMS $$$” on napkin*

John Wayne in a Devo Hat — Fri, 15 May 2009 00:43:24 +0000

Viggo looks like he just saw what Randy’s mom has in her panties.

Pauly Dangerously — Thu, 14 May 2009 23:40:00 +0000

*watches trailer, light bulb flickers over Pauly’s head”

URETHRA! I’VE GOT IT!

*writes “SKULL-TIPPED CONDOMS $$$” on napkin*

Pauly Dangerously — Thu, 14 May 2009 23:33:11 +0000

Your Mom is far from a pig, Guy Who Looks Like Randy.

I think her weight designation defines her as a “boar”.

Guy Who Looks Like a Durst — Thu, 14 May 2009 23:21:22 +0000

…an unnamed cataclysm that destroyed civilization and most life on earth.

All because Pauly fucked a pig with a sniffle?

Guy Who Looks Like a Durst — Thu, 14 May 2009 23:19:33 +0000

Crappy – Sergeant Schultz would like to add,

“Viggo like ziss … ZEYGO like zat.”

Stupid fat joke-stealin’ Kraut…

Al — Thu, 14 May 2009 22:47:29 +0000

… AND I’m on the edge of a four-day drunken weekend (instead of just being on the edge like usual) so SEE YOU NEXT WEEK, SUCKAS.

Al — Thu, 14 May 2009 22:45:45 +0000

Banner pic: GEICO – so easy, even he can do it.