ALIENS UNBLURRED IN ‘DISTRICT 9′
05.07.09I posted a trailer for Niell Blomkamp’s District 9 the other day, which a lot of people are predicting to be the sleeper hit of the summer. In the first version, there was a scene in which an alien was being interrogated and they had his face blurred like a cop show, which I thought was sort of charmingly goofy. But apparently that’s not going in the final movie, because in this trailer his face is unblurred and he has subtitles.
The only question now is whether I can take two hours of South African accents. It really is an awful-sounding accent. Or maybe it only sounds awful because of Lethal Weapon 2. Here’s a fun game: next time you meet a South African, no matter what they say, just point your finger pistol at them and go, “…It’s just been revoked.”


I think I’ll just stick to my finger guns & “Bling Bang” routine. You gotta go with what works.*
*Almost got a hand shandy out of it once.
The best words to say in a south African accent are Brown bread.
Every time I see an African I pick them up, hold them over a cliff and start singing “The Circle of Life”.
The last time I saw unblurred aliens was when cops made the guys robbing the Quick Check remove the stockings from their heads.
Is Cougar-Ann Murray in this?
Mmmm the corner smells good today!
Chelle0! How’s mamahood treatin you?
I think I speak for all of us when I say my nipples are sore.
I don’t mind if you cop a squat in the corner, chelle. Just make sure your kid doesn’t try grabbing my woobie.
Congrats again!
The movie took a strange turn when Harvey Milk decided to run for South African office to represent the aliens. And then has sex with them.
You, on the other hand, can grab my woobie anytime. Post pregnancy chicks are HAWT!!!
Hey Michelle – congrats. I haven’t heard details – boy or girl? Little of both?
Well you certainly speak for Fek.
Also, his thigh hurts apparently.
Thank you! It’s good to be back…I…missed you guys.
And this movie needs more squirrels God Damn It!
South Africans are a drag.
I mean they get dragged. By a Ford pick-up.
South Africans hang out.
Under trees.
That they’re tied to.
South Africans BBQ chicken in the back yard during the day.
And get crosses BBQ’d in their front yards at night.
South Africans invented the first railroad that was underground.
I’m sorry, but I make it a point not to see any movies whose titles sound like a designer fragrance.
It’s the same reason I’ve never seen Gleaming the Cube.
Congrats on lactating, Chelle. I assume you’ve tried the reverse money shot already? I ask the pregnant hookers for that one all the time.
South Africans have a hard time washing their colored clothes cause the laundry mat has a sign that says “Whites Only”.
South Africans think being a “racist” means you’re really into car racing.
South Africans *won’t* go to church if it’s “da bomb”.
South Africans say to show them 500,000 chickens, and they’ll show you a million man march.
You know why the accent sounds so bad? It’s been de-caffa-nated
Blomkamp is what my boyfriend called the blumpkin pie I ate yesterday.