05.08.09 UH… PWN’D?

so would the sequel be a porno? eww…

Neeeeeerrrrrrd Fiiiiiiiggghhhtttt!!!!!!!

If Star Trek turns out to be a good movie, i predict that Goerge Lucas will be the victim of a lynch mob hanging in the near future.

George Lucas too.

This would be a lame fight, these guys would just run around pointing toy guns at each other yelling “Pew Pew!! I got you!” “Did not!” “Uh, huh!” then the LOTR LARPers show up and start sticking motherfuckers fo reals!

storm trooper uniform = chastity belt

I know Geroge Lusos is concerned about mistaken identity Kurg.

It wouldn’t be the first time a saber stabbing ended up with some klingons on it.

I know how to handle these types of people.

*puts on wizard hat and robe*

LIGHTING BOLT LIGHTNING BOLT LIGHTNING BOLT!

ZOMG! DEATH STAR BLOWS UP THE ENTERPRISE OVER SAN FRANCISCO!

Over San Francisco?

I’m sorry, I don’t think I’ll ever be over San Francisco.

Worf shot first?

Surely you can move on!

I can’t move on, and don’t call me Shirley.

Some uber-trekkie came into my store and bought a season of the original series. He tried explaining why I should spend my time watching Star Trek and then told me Martin Scorsese uses too many bad words (there was a reason that the conversation drifted, but meh). Then I got to thinking how great Star Trek would be if it was all “You fuck my alien princess? You fuck my alien Princess?” “How could you fucken ask that? I’m your fucken co-pilot?” “I know that, but you fuck my…” and the circle of life continues.

Goering Lucas is crazy. He was all, let’s change the title from “Revenge” to “Return,” and I’m all, really? RETURN of the Titfuckers? That makes no sense, fatty–THEY NEVER LEFT.

PS I saw Star Trek and it’s quite good but there’s a swear word in it. Plus “Vulcan” sounds dirty when you use it as an adjective, plus “Bones” is a dirty nickname. Not as dirty as Horsecock Johnson though.

Well Donk, I just wanted to say, good luck, we’re all counting on you.

Two things bother me about the pic of the Trekker;
1. From the pictures on the shelf I can divine that he has a girlfiend. While, as of this moment, I do not. :*( (psych, :D)
2. Is that fucking Webber BBQ part of that table?

I’ll get to the bottom of this.

By that, I mean, I’m gonna butt-fuck you.

You don’t know the power of the dark side of film editing.

*texts Chodin*

R WE STILL BANGING BALLS 2NITE?

Moments later the San Fransisco Board of Tourism shit their pants.

Giorgio Lucas is trying to make robes popular again.

When the Jedi’s felt a thousand starfleet lives extinguished they collectively mindgasmed.

There’s only one way to settle a Star Wars/Star Trek fan dispute: both parties jack off into a Dixie Cup and who ever has the gayer tasting load loses.