- Public Enemies, the Old Timey Version. M’yeah, see? Needs more Felix the Cat. |ScreenJunkies|
- Things to do for Star Wars Day. Me, I got a tribal tat and listened to techno in my car. I like to mix stereotypes. |HolyTaco|
- And speaking of Star Wars Day, here’s Star Wars Day with the Pawtucket Red Sox. I think that’s Jimmy Fallon as Han Solo. |RedSoxMonster|
- “Hands-on Preview” of the Terminator Salvation game. Which is nice beause the girls usually get uptight when I ask for a hand-on preview these days. |G4TV|
- “My Life as a Sitcom.” It’s like an internet video, but British. |Atom|
- The Seven Least Intimidating Gangs on the Internet. |NextRound|
- This dog likes to salsa dance. Because he’s Mexican, get it? |CollegeHumor|
- Every pop song is four chords repeated. |LudditeAndroid|
- Here’s Baby Goose’s Blue Valentine co-star going full wheelchair. |DailyFill|
- Summer Movie Preview. |BullzEye|
Party Dog pic courtesy of EverydayshouldbeSaturday. Sometimes Birthday Dog turns into Party Dog if he drinks too much.
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The Michelle Williams in a wheelchair picture reminds me of a story…
About 10 years ago, i was doing volunteer work at a special needs hospital. I was really only there to molest crippled chicks when they were sleeping, of course, but when they were awake i did my job right. Anyway, there was this one really ugly paraplegic chick who never even twitched an eyelash when i penetrated her sleeping vagina, so i went out of my way to be really nice to her when she was awake.
After about 3 months of me taking really good care of her, one day while i was wheeling her down to the koi pond, she started telling me that she was falling in love with me. I told her that i did care for her, but we just weren’t going to to able to make a relationship work. She then started telling me that she was a virgin (if only she knew!) and that she didn’t want a relationship, she just wanted to get laid. I just couldn’t do it to her when she was conscious, why i don’t know, so i was trying to let her down very nicely and she just started getting even madder.
Eventually she just started yelling at me, telling me how bad she wanted me to fuck her, how she had to be fucked by me or she’d rather die. so i tipped the chair over into the pond where she fell face first and i started yelling “Now you’re fucked!”. i miss that job.