We know that Pandas certainly aren’t lovers, so by the inverse of lover-not-a-fighter logic…

  • Twisted Mother’s Day Video Greetings.  Funny, I’ve got a greeting for your mother right here. (*points to crotch*). |ScreenJunkies|
  • Holy Taco guy joins AdultFriendFinder.  …No comment.  |HolyTaco|
  • The 5 Most Self-Defeating Sexual Fetishes. Only five?  For me the phrase “Sexual Fetish” is itself self-defeating. Wrap your cock around that one, assface. |Atom|
  • Phone Sex + Early 90s Slang.  Wait, no “licky boom boom down?”  No “zooma zoom zoom in your boom boom?”  I demand a rematch. |CollegeHumor|
  • Like, OMG, Edward Cullen totes goes to strip clubs! Yuck! |DailyFill|
  • Sexy MMA Fighters. I prefer DVDA fighters, myself. |Gunaxin|
  • Still can’t decide if this “semen recycler” guy is real or a sketch. Note to internet hoax types: creating a repugnant persona is a far less valuable skill than you think. |DonChavez|
  • Activision promising biggest music game innovations since original Guitar Hero. Man, that’s a lot of qualifiers. |G4|
  • Katie Holmes joins the cast of a Guillermo Del Toro-co-written thriller.  In related news, Guillermo Del Toro is now in some way involved in every movie.  He has his finger in every pie, so to speak.  Get it?  Because he’s fat. |RopeofSilicon|
  • Bill Maher interview. |Bullzeye|

Thanks to RoboPanda for the tip on the picture.