- “Disturbing boobs and WTF military weapons.” You know, in case you needed another disturbing peek into my subconscious. |Asylum|
- 10 great war movie quotes. If I’d written this list, all 10 would be from Full Metal Jacket. God I love that movie. |ScreenJunkies|
- Follow FilmDrunk and Nick Nolte’s Mugshot on Twitter. Come on a-holes, I need to look popular so chicks will dig me. |/Nick_Nolte, /FilmDrunk|
- An MMA fighter raps and has Spencer Pratt in his posse. It’s like a Brett Ratner coma fantasy. |InGameNow|
- Meet Relaxed Hitler. He’d kill Jews if he weren’t so busy chillin’. |BOH|
- The top websites for laughing at others. Hey now, I’d like to think this one is pretty good too. |YepYep|
- Ron Jeremy bumps into Shaquille O’Neal. Is it gay to want to see them compare penises? Proportion wise, it seems like Shaq having a penis less than a foot long would be like me having a foot the size of a thimble. |HoopDoctors|
- Drunken argument: Back the Future vs. Back to the Future 2. I gotta go the original on this one. |HolyTaco|
- The Five best Hustler porn parodies on YouTube. Speaks for itself, really. |NextRound|
- Handjobs for the future. Huh, sounds like the past to me. |Atom|
- Trailer for ‘Prototype’. My friend at G4 calls it “One of the prettiest and goriest gaming cinematics to come through in a while.” I wouldn’t really know. My penis is my videogame. |G4|
- The anatomically correct slow jam. Even my slow jams only last a minute or so. |CollegeHumor|
- Stop the presses, Kate Hudson has brown hair. Does this mean she can stop being in movies now? |DailyFill|
- Spider Cat! Because all cats should have a surf-rock soundtrack. |RoboPanda|
[Thanks to Geoff for the video]

Do you suck dicks?
Vince, I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come to my house and fuck my sister.
Gary Busey
Careful Vince. I’ve been told that Pauly’s “sister” is just him wearing a wig and a pair of assless chaps.
[whispers]
Shhhhhhhut the fuck up, cockblocker.
Pauly’s ‘sister’ is Chodin in blackface.
Pauly, what’s that avatar? Is that one of those good-touch-bad-touch dolls from the counselors office?
It’s Conky, pendejo.
Hmmm? So “Conky” is what you call the good-touch-bad-touch doll from the counselors office?
Maaan, I ain’t ever heard of that bullshit!
With me, there is no bad touch…
Pauly’s sister is actually Pauly’s dog in a wig and a pair of assoess chaps.
*Arent all chaps assless?
Assless even. Fucking oiPhone.
BE holiday! When does Canada get their wakeup call so I’ll have somebody to talk to?
BE is the abbreviation for God Damned in the language I just made up.
Fucking oiPhone.
Good morning, Swi. In the future, I think we should coordinate our national holidays.
ps why are you here if it’s Remembrance Day or whatever you guys call it there?
Erswi asks, “Arent all chaps assless?”
According to Wikipedia (my go to source for alternative lifestyle fashion):
“Motorcycle chaps are also popular in the leather subculture, where they often are tightly fitted and worn without jeans or other garments layered beneath them other than a codpiece. Worn in this manner, they are colloquially referred to as “assless” chaps.”
I’m not sure what “colloquially” means, but I think this validates my use of the term.
2 words. Fucking boss.
* Not in that way. Thank JHC
If chaps had asses wouldn’t they just be pants though?
Also colloquially means “as used by idiots”. Look it up.
There’s a holiday for fucking the boss? Must be a nice change.