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Watanabex says:
Chinese Mickey Mouse died from natural causes after googling Free Market

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Pauly Dangerously says:
Being the pivot man in the Magic Circle Club is how I got jumped in to Filmdrunk.

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Stinky Peet says:
I hope they cover the story of how Joe enlisted to fight in the jungles of Korea to keep the supply lines open for his most important ingredient. They can call it Bazooka Joe: This Means Guar.

RoboPanda says:

Shoshanna’s got a twin brother named Foshizzle.

Those that know even a little bit about me know that this hit close to home. CrapDirestic-

So one of them has a cousin that owns a salvage yard that is going under so they have a dance competition to save the wreck center?

Crapfagstick:

Isn’t Rosh Shoshanna that holiday when Jews give thanks that they aren’t black anymore?

FistfulOAwesome says:

I hope the surrogates lead to a fatso porno called “Madea’s Big Mamma Klump Fuck.”

Now it’s time,

to say goodbye,

to the Allwine Family…

M-I-C-K-E-Y

May he R-I-P…

Zach Braff movies are like tampons. Made by women, for women.

Also, guys don’t like to be seen in public paying for them.

Pauly Dangerously says:

I like how movies are now leaning towards the ‘fat guys getting hot chicks’ premise. It’s about time that Hollywood recognizes that us big guys ne..*microwave buzzer goes of*

OOH! MY FUCKING CORNDOGS ARE READY!