I’m not half the expert on the male anatomy that some people around here probably are, but Im going to hazard a guess that the guy offscreen has an ejaculation problem.
05.29.09 at 1:53 pm
MaxwellDemon
I’d make a dismissive wanking motion but it looks like a whole bunch of dudes beat me to it.
05.29.09 at 1:54 pm
JHC
Milk, huh? Okay. If you say so.
I have a sneaking suspicion there is a black dude off camera with a three foot cock that shoots 5 gallons of spooge. You know, the kind of porn star that has to wear a “support apparatus” that conveniently hides his 2″ prick?
05.29.09 at 1:55 pm
MaxwellDemon
This is the gayest milk since Harvey.
05.29.09 at 1:56 pm
Stone Soup
Wasting perfectly good milk? How dairy?
*moon walks to the corner*
05.29.09 at 1:56 pm
FistfulOAwesome
I did the same thing except instead of splooge it was diarrhea and instead of Zachary Quinto it was Kevin James. Sadly, Kevin thought I was in heat so I had to high-tail it out of there (which probably just turned him on more).
05.29.09 at 1:58 pm
FistfulOAwesome
Vulcan’s are very serious about their Bukkake. If only they had wacky variety shows they could be the alien version of the Japanese.
05.29.09 at 1:59 pm
Stone Soup
They cut out the credits. Here’s the transcript:
Man covered in white liquid: Zachary Quinto
Props: M. Miggs
05.29.09 at 1:59 pm
JHC
Stone, that was whey out of line.
*does the worm behind Stone to corner*
05.29.09 at 2:00 pm
Stone Soup
“I can smell your phaser.”
05.29.09 at 2:04 pm
MaxwellDemon
@Stone–I myself cannot.
05.29.09 at 2:06 pm
MaxwellDemon
Could you post some less-disturbing video? For instance, the movie Goebbels made of the Valkyrie conspirators getting executed?
05.29.09 at 2:07 pm
Stone Soup
I think our implication of ejaculation may be premature.
05.29.09 at 2:15 pm
Daft Steampunk
Yet another personal sex video leaked…these kids are getting uppity, what with all their “production value” and “lighting”.
05.29.09 at 2:21 pm
Burnsy
I really owe him an apology for calling him gay.
05.29.09 at 2:22 pm
Burnsy
No, wait. I owe gays an apology for calling him gay.
05.29.09 at 2:24 pm
Eibmoz
Tell the truth, that was just Chodin on a No Poon Afternoon
05.29.09 at 2:29 pm
Donkey Hodey
The term “Milk Beard” works on so many levels here.
05.29.09 at 2:32 pm
Stone Soup
In an effort to reinforce all assertions of homosexuality, Quinto’s publicist wants everyone to know that they used soy milk for the video.
05.29.09 at 2:33 pm
Crapbasket
But his skin will be so soft and glowy…
05.29.09 at 2:35 pm
Donkey Hodey
This is the original mishap that took place when they were trying to glue his fingers together so he could do the vulcan salute.
05.29.09 at 2:38 pm
Eibmoz
This is how you get a part in a JJ Abrams film. Even the Cloverfield monster had to go through it.
05.29.09 at 2:38 pm
Daft Steampunk
I’m still trying to figure out who this video is trying to target with its “sexiness”.
…Or what it’s trying to sell me, for that matter.
/advertising fail/
05.29.09 at 2:41 pm
Crapbasket
Stone, Fisher King?
05.29.09 at 2:44 pm
Crapbasket
Is this just a catastrophic attempt to wax his eyebrows?
05.29.09 at 2:45 pm
Burnsy
Not pictured: boPa doing a drive-by.
05.29.09 at 2:46 pm
FistfulOAwesome
I think Zachary Quinto just blew a guy… with his mind.
05.29.09 at 2:52 pm
Stone Soup
Quinto’s camera man underestimated the power of the vulcan handjob.
05.29.09 at 2:58 pm
Sir Nigel
The cow in this video (offscreen) tried to get a part in Star Trek but JJ Abrams is lack-toes intolerant.
05.29.09 at 3:01 pm
Erswi
Oh. No. You. Didn’t.
Well played yet again Sir N.
05.29.09 at 3:03 pm
Sir Nigel
*queefs, blushes*
05.29.09 at 3:05 pm
Stone Soup
Needs more lens flare. And a chick.
05.29.09 at 3:10 pm
Crapbasket
The incredible shrinking man does lactation fetish porn!!!
[nuts]
05.29.09 at 3:12 pm
JHC
This looks like a loose adaptation from a George Michael sex tape.
05.29.09 at 3:12 pm
Crapbasket
Off camera Richard Simons was doing toe touches when he lost sphincter control.
05.29.09 at 3:13 pm
JHC
I wish the free for all post would hurry the fuck up.
05.29.09 at 3:15 pm
Crapbasket
I don’t, can’t watch anything so I’d just be commenting out my ass like right now.
Fridays make me feel so lonely.
05.29.09 at 3:21 pm
JHC
I’m here for you, dude. Not in a gay way, but here nonetheless.
I just want to start talking shit to Donk about the Finals.
05.29.09 at 3:25 pm
FistfulOAwesome
“The Friday Free-For-All” is Quinto’s favorite time of the week.
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This is what happened when Fek met him, right?
I’m not half the expert on the male anatomy that some people around here probably are, but Im going to hazard a guess that the guy offscreen has an ejaculation problem.
I’d make a dismissive wanking motion but it looks like a whole bunch of dudes beat me to it.
Milk, huh? Okay. If you say so.
I have a sneaking suspicion there is a black dude off camera with a three foot cock that shoots 5 gallons of spooge. You know, the kind of porn star that has to wear a “support apparatus” that conveniently hides his 2″ prick?
This is the gayest milk since Harvey.
Wasting perfectly good milk? How dairy?
*moon walks to the corner*
I did the same thing except instead of splooge it was diarrhea and instead of Zachary Quinto it was Kevin James. Sadly, Kevin thought I was in heat so I had to high-tail it out of there (which probably just turned him on more).
Vulcan’s are very serious about their Bukkake. If only they had wacky variety shows they could be the alien version of the Japanese.
They cut out the credits. Here’s the transcript:
Man covered in white liquid: Zachary Quinto
Props: M. Miggs
Stone, that was whey out of line.
*does the worm behind Stone to corner*
“I can smell your phaser.”
@Stone–I myself cannot.
Could you post some less-disturbing video? For instance, the movie Goebbels made of the Valkyrie conspirators getting executed?
I think our implication of ejaculation may be premature.
Yet another personal sex video leaked…these kids are getting uppity, what with all their “production value” and “lighting”.
I really owe him an apology for calling him gay.
No, wait. I owe gays an apology for calling him gay.
Tell the truth, that was just Chodin on a No Poon Afternoon
The term “Milk Beard” works on so many levels here.
In an effort to reinforce all assertions of homosexuality, Quinto’s publicist wants everyone to know that they used soy milk for the video.
But his skin will be so soft and glowy…
This is the original mishap that took place when they were trying to glue his fingers together so he could do the vulcan salute.
This is how you get a part in a JJ Abrams film. Even the Cloverfield monster had to go through it.
I’m still trying to figure out who this video is trying to target with its “sexiness”.
…Or what it’s trying to sell me, for that matter.
/advertising fail/
Stone, Fisher King?
Is this just a catastrophic attempt to wax his eyebrows?
Not pictured: boPa doing a drive-by.
I think Zachary Quinto just blew a guy… with his mind.
Quinto’s camera man underestimated the power of the vulcan handjob.
The cow in this video (offscreen) tried to get a part in Star Trek but JJ Abrams is lack-toes intolerant.
Oh.
No.
You.
Didn’t.
Well played yet again Sir N.
*queefs, blushes*
Needs more lens flare. And a chick.
The incredible shrinking man does lactation fetish porn!!!
[nuts]
This looks like a loose adaptation from a George Michael sex tape.
Off camera Richard Simons was doing toe touches when he lost sphincter control.
I wish the free for all post would hurry the fuck up.
I don’t, can’t watch anything so I’d just be commenting out my ass like right now.
Fridays make me feel so lonely.
I’m here for you, dude. Not in a gay way, but here nonetheless.
I just want to start talking shit to Donk about the Finals.
“The Friday Free-For-All” is Quinto’s favorite time of the week.
Don’t tell me you’re rooting for Pittsburgh, J.