05.11.09 BRUNO IS THE AUSTRIAN ZACK EFRON
Brüno opens July 10th, and “they” just released this new video (watch it below) on his Meinspace page. In it, Brüno introduces himself to the uninitiated, saying, “I’m like the Austrian Zack Efron, except I’m two years younger, and I’ve got a bleached asschenhaler.” He’s not kidding about that last part.
Brüno was always my least favorite of Sacha Baron Cohen’s characters on Da Ali G show, but it looks like he’s taking a funnier, less dry approach for the movie. Which is good, because the dry delivery could be kind of painful. Dammit, I started this post not wanting to make another gay joke and look what happened. I need to go watch a Kirk Cameron movie or something.
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BRUNO IS THE AUSTRIAN ZACK EFRON
An asschenhaler is what asthmatics with fart-sniffing fetishes use.
Dammit! He must know about this site because apparently he’s going to do all the jokes for us.
Banner pic:
Vat ju talkin’bout, Villis?
Kirk Cameron says dry delivery is ok, but only if you’re married. Alan Thicke whispered that to him from behind with both hands planted firmly on his strong, teenage shoulders.
I hear he told Jeremy Miller the same thing about chapped knees.
I have always thought that Zooey Asschenhaler is fucking hot.
I bleached my asshole once. Got the whole jug up there, too.
“I’m like the Austrian Zack Efron, except I’m two years younger, and I’ve got a bleached asschenhaler.”
Interestingly enough there’s a reason that’s true. Zac Efron used to be an Iranian boy until Disney marketing said it wouldn’t play out. At this point Zac Efron was manually dipped into bleach in order to whiten him up to appeal to teenage girls everywhere. How did this leave him with an unbleached asshole ,I type? Well, which part do you think Disney used to manually insert him?
Also in referring to Zac Effron, Bruno said that looking at him made him Austro-Hungary.
Bruno bleaches his asshole while breaching others.
So, the welcome mat matches the curtains?
I don’t know what to do, it’s very tight.
- Just prussian
Ok, then what?
- Just prull out.
If the trend holds true, all the Frat boys will be bleaching their asses?
Might as well, J. We’ve already taken care of the gay sex part.
Even Kirk Cameron can admit that dicks fit better in hands than bananas do. However, he isn’t sure how it fits into God’s plan for him.
Bruno likes his Vienna sausage in between white buns.
My ejaculate smells like bleach.
My poop tastes like candy.
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