You know, I have to hand it to Andy Milonakis. It’s easy to like someone like Bo Burnham, because he’s all like, “Hi! I’m the precocious, multi-talented boy next door!” Meanwhile, Andy Milonakis always gets an A+ in not giving a f*ck. “Yeah, I’m a borderline psychotic genetic anomaly, what’s up now? I bet you’d love if it I did nice jokes and made sense, wouldn’t you, Bill H. Conformist. Instead I wrote a Jamaican rap about zombies and eating pussy, here it go…” Seriously though, try not to laugh at the “I suck pussy on R train” line. Impossible.
I wonder what it’d be like to be 33 and look 15. I think if I were him, I’d slim down and try to bang 15-year-olds. It’s the American dream.
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god, kanye sucks
Jesus Christ! (not you JHC)
Now even zombies Auto-Tune? Fuck me naked.
See, when you’re ‘cutting edge’ and ‘avant-garde’, you’re exempt from the technicality of what you produce having to ‘be good’ or ‘make sense’.
“This is a urinal, which I’ve placed in an art gallery and named ‘Fountain’.”
“Umm…it’s still a-”
“Shhhhhhhhhh….” *strokes face into silence*
My boss made me take down my Big Mouth Billy Bass from my cubicle wall after I taught it to scream “FAGGOT!” It was my masterpiece…ruined.
I recently hired a psychic medium to consult with Andy Kaufman about Andy Milonakis. Through a series of guttural groans and incidents of levitating furniture, Kaufman clearly communicated that he doesn’t get it either.
Wait,Andy Milonakis is still allowed to make things for public consumption? I hadn’t heard anything about this guy since he was famous for five seconds four years ago for that stupid skit where he trapped Carson Daly in his television.
Andy Milonakis is the American dream for freaks and retards.
Watching Andy Milonakis’s stuff is kinda like a car accident in slow motion, or that fetish stripper I saw the other night: you can’t look away, but it really can’t be over soon enough, either.
Being 33 and looking like you’re 15 doesn’t help when you look like a 15 year old loser.
This doesn’t change the fact that he’s not funny.
I liked him better when i thought he was 15. at least then i thiught he was just a retarded kid who was pretty genius all things considered. when i found out he wasn’t a kid, i just said “fuck him”.
See, when you’re close minded and unoriginal you think you can clearly, concisely make blanket statements about stuff, put a ribbon on it and expect people to eat it up. Well, as we all know (hopefully) anything creative is subjective, let people think what they want to think. Yes, I have a retarded sense of humor that is far from mainstream but why does it piss so many people off? Who knows but love it or hate it, I got a reaction. What have you guys done lately besides write negative comments on a message board? Hopefully something interesting.
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See, when you’re ‘cutting edge’ and ‘avant-garde’, you’re exempt from the technicality of what you produce having to ‘be good’ or ‘make sense’.
“This is a urinal, which I’ve placed in an art gallery and named ‘Fountain’.”
“Umm…it’s still a-”
“Shhhhhhhhhh….” *strokes face into silence*
You’re right; I suppose a more appropriate response would have been:
*dismissive wank motion*
My bad.
What have you guys done lately besides write negative comments on a message board? Hopefully something interesting.
I put a cowboy hat and a diaper on my dog, then spent the rest of the day calling him Jack Palance. Does that count?
I think we could set you up with Dan Rosen’s sister if you’re interested.
I’ve been drawing character designs for a band’s album concept art.
But I guess since humanity’s been drawing things since pre-history, Milo-whatshisface considers this activity to be ‘close-minded’ and ‘unoriginal’. Ah well…there goes my one true chance for acceptance on the internet…
I agree people should think what they want to think. And I think that video was dreadful.
You tell em, Andy. Me, I think your stuff is funny as hell. Not this Zombie thing, though – that was just wtf. I am so sick of zombies. When did zombies jump the shark? that movie with the pet zombie, that’s it. And the over-corrected autotune was utterly unnecessary, you know you CAN set it to not sound robotic, right?