Scrubs star Zach Braff is taking time off his busy schedule of making me want to wipe my ass with a lab puppy to direct Swingles, an upcoming romantic comedy and nickname for my balls. Braff last directed Garden State, back in ’04. 
Story, which is based on a Duncan Birmingham spec, centers on a bachelor who is dumped by his wingman and teams up with a sharp-tongued woman he can’t stand in order to meet singles. Jeff Roda penned a draft as well. Cameron Diaz has already signed on to star. [Variety]
Cameron Diaz playing an insufferable bitch? Where do I sign up! Boy, I hope there’s still time to get Kate Hudson involved.
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a sharp-tongued woman he can’t stand
Um, excuse me for a second. Diaz is a “two sets of teeth-mouthed” woman. Bad casting.
I wish Al Sharptongue would shut the fuck up, too.
“Insufferable bitch”? “sharp-tongued woman he can’t stand”? This is what she’s supposed to turn into AFTER they get married.
Where’s Stoney…
Whenever I meat a sharp tounged woman I make her “trim my pubes.”
The only think I’d like to swing is a sledgehammer into Zach Braff’s face.
Zach Braff movies are like tampons. Made by women, for women.
Also, guys don’t like to be seen in public paying for them.
I just thought of a great prank, instead of playing this movie in the theater after everyone settles in after the previews, they just fucking gas the place like Auschwitz! ROFLKOTAL!
a bachelor who is dumped by his wingman
So Tim Daley’s in this turd, too?
*** braces himself ***
I didn’t hate Garden State.
***assumes fetal position, whimpering***
I didn’t see it Peet, but I like Braff on Scrubs.
*cradles Peet while humming “hush little baby”*
Yeah, I have to admit, I kinda liked Garden State, outside of the shameless music plugging.
The only thing I didn’t like about Garden State was the fact that it seems like they ran out of story about half way through.
“I mean, I’m a writer, actor, AND director. Not to rock the boat or anything, but compare that to a carpenter and, in the end, who is the better man?” – Zach Braff on Jesus
“You gotta try this two-ply. It’ll change your life I swear.”
Hey, I like Scrubs too, but there’s something about Zach Braff that makes me identify with the Dr. Cox character.
How come I never see Dax Shepard and Zach Braff in the same place at the same time?
Writing dumb romantic comedies is really a mixed bag. They either hand you $2M for The Zookeeper or let Zach Braff rewrite your work. I’m not sure what that means, but please kill me.
You remember in Conan the Barbarian (silly question, He knows) where Conan does all of them awesome death fights as a gladiator? Well, The Mighty Feklahr would like to do this with the douchequeefs like Vince has on his baktag blog today. Zac Braff, McG, Tom Cruise, Kevin Blart…bring them into Feklahr’s kitchen to see what’s cooking!
(hint: smells like a fresh can of “whup-ass”, with just a hint of gah
durchfall)The best part is when He jumps out, the pit is filled with sewage, then they empty it into an ocean filled with shit sharks and rabid squids. FUCK YEAH!
“The best part of working with him was the milkshakes, no one makes them like him, it’s his gift” Zach Braff on working with Michal J. Fox
AND THE FUCKING SHARKS HAVE JETPACKS AND LIGHTSABERS!!!
The only thing cuter than that puppy is the Asian magician chick at http://www.flimdrunk.com
/address bar durst
I didn’t like Garden State for the same reason I don’t take gentlemen in my mouth. Not because I’m not gay, but because I’m not a teenage girl. I don’t think the gays liked Garden State either.
Sry, ran out of funny…you guys will have to settle for psychotic.
you really made it now Vince, you got your own phishing site!!!
flimdrunk the ratest news flom horrywoo
Fek, when I open up Lesterland someday, the mountain section of the park is going to have a narrow walkway between fake mountains called “Canawhoo Pass.” When guests go through it, it will smell like your kitchen.
Zach Braff? Cottonelle Puppy? (Places Peanut Butter on crotch)
“I had to teach them a lesson. “No Scrubs”? I don’t think so. Let’s see them talk bad about my show with only two people singing.” – Zach Braff on TLC
Cottonelle Puppy is to Triumph the Insult Comic Dog as
Scrubs is to something I would consider watching…
It figures that I would get Zach Braff’s voice in my head at the times when my fingers are closest to my own asshole.
Garden State wasn’t very realistic. Normally Zach Braff loves to fall into dark holes.
Coincidentally, Zach Braff learned to how to style his hair on the cheap after watching There’s Something About Mary.
Zach Braff is a jew
New up, less mouse.