05.04.09 BRAD PITT & ELI ROTH ARE BASTERDS

LOL! The poster company said they couldn’t use the word “turd”, that’s why they changed it!

Brad Pitt, while pretty, looks like Hitler’s ne’er do well younger brother here. Ol’ Fred Hitler. Nice guy, but a liability on the campaign trail. FREIDRICH!!!

Hey, one of my relatives is in this movie you guys. Keep your eyes peeled for my great uncle Adolf.

“QUENTIN TARANTINO IS A SELF-IMPORTANT GRADE SCHOOL DROP-OUT”

“THE MIGHTY FEK’LHR IS A KLINGON”

To Brad Pitt: Let’s put a smile on that face of yours. Hold on while I put on my blindfold. Now let me spin my forehead around the bat. Oops! My blindfold fell off. Hey, why are you slitting your neck. Oh come on! I don’t reference The Dark Knight that much. Drama Queen.

Dor sho gha!

“The Bear Jew” sounds awesome, although “The Bare Jew” might be better.

Oh, it’s Eli’s character, not Brad’s? Nevermind then.

BTK, Lince, can you get rid of that terminator pic on the nomination page? It is horrifically frightening kinda scary to Him.

Not Pictured: Eli Roth’s Boner. Hey, those Nazis are bleeders.

Ha Ha… He said turd

Ha Ha… He said terd

Brad Pitt looks like a molestier version of Errol Flynn,

And Eli Roth looks like a less molestier version of David Copperfield.

Jew has the Reich to Bear arms.

there once was a man named pitt,
who had the worlds tiniest tit,
he banged a hot actress from mars,
they did it in both of their cars,
and now i get to bang Angelina’s… face

“MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ IS A TACO-LOVING DRUNK”

“The Bare Jew” is the nickname of the one Jewish girl who got a Brazilian.

haha Eli Roth: “hey, so I’m here for the gangbang?”

Spelling is a basterd.

I didn’t recognize Eli Roth. I thought it was a new Spock/Sylar poster for Star Trek.