Along with Anvil!, Best Worst Movie is the film every bearded fat guy’s been pissing his Spider-Man panties over ever since it premiered at SXSW. It’s a documentary about Troll 2, the epically bad 1990 horror film, and its journey from forgotten turd to cult classic (nowadays, it’s kind of like Rocky Horror without theater kids).
Everything about this 1990 bomb is an idiot’s delight, beginning with the title. It has no connection whatsoever to an earlier film called Troll, and is in fact troll-free.
It’s about vegetarian goblins (dwarves in latex and burlap) who try to trick humans into eating a green slime that will transform them into plants, and hence a tasty treat.
Filmed in the summer of 1989 in Heber City, Utah, Troll 2 was directed by Italy’s Claudio Fragasso (using the pseudonym Drake Floyd), an unrepentant man of serious auteur delusions. [TheStar]
Michael Stevenson directed the documentary about the film, to which he has a special connection, having starred in when he was 11. The trailer focuses mainly on George Hardy, now a dentist in Alabama, which is kind of a shame because I’d really like to hear from the director, who was actually earnest in his desire to make a good movie, rather than just content to go along for the ride. Plus, I’d like to hear how he got the dwarves to hold still long enough to get the latex and burlap on them. In my experience, they start to struggle as soon as you cover them in the net.


dwarves in latex and burlap
Sounds like my buddy’s bachelor party. That was a weird night.
green slime that will transform them into plants
I knew that rye grass extract shit at Jamba Juice was up to something.
Best Worst Movie is the film every bearded fat guy’s been pissing his Spider-Man panties over ever since it premiered at SXSW.
It features latex, burlap, and 11 yr old boys, who exactly did you expect it to appeal to?
Maybe the title refers to how, after sinking his life savings into the production, the director wound up living under a bridge and asking pedestrians for change.
Troll: Climb Up 2 The Next Step
Aren’t most pornos films about things that suck.
Horrible movie? Little people? At last, a documentary about Bicentennial Man/What Dreams May Come/Patch Adams.
Their skin suits are made from remnants of Bea Arthur’s Vagina.
Brett Ratner often pays the troll toll.
More like NilBONG!!!!!!!!!!
I’m getting midgets in latex and burlap to star in my high-seas swashbuckling adventure: Trollin’ for Booty. Rated arrrrr.
Where’s the love for Leprechaun?
slowno clap for DonkDwarves make for good belly-button lint removers.
fulOfAwe: God I hope more people get that joke than just me.
Wait, Troll 2 isn’t about Dooter?
Troll was about pepper, right?
Is it just me or should everything that Pauly says be nominated for COTW as long as he’s wearing that avatar?
Troll 2
Melissa Rivers?
Erswi: I wonder the same thing- http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/04/comments-of-the-week-dog-hotel-edition?cp=2#comments
That’s what I’m screamin.
Oh, since He has two noms, He is taking the rest of the week off.
Guy’cha!
Troll 2, Chet DeVito?
Dor sho gha! Make that THREE!
*takes little umbrella out of Blueberry Daiquiri, sticks in pee hole*
See? The Durst just falls right out, kinda like a canned ham in Paris Hilton’s cooch!
It’s about vegetarian goblins (dwarves in latex and burlap) who try to trick humans into eating a green slime that will transform them into plants
Loosely based on Nickelodeon’s successful plot of transforming young actresses into total whorebags.
^Adapted successfully from Disney’s formula.
Stone, I didn’t know that the former Mrs. Soup was a Nickelodeon kid star.
(points at Stone’s whorex’s crotch)
She wasn’t. Nor was she a child actress. No transformation required.
You do realize I wrote that joke just so I could make the (points @ crotch) reference, right?
Wait, is this what inspired The Happening?
Yo VaLince, quit doing Kegels and watching Oprah and throw up a new post. This thing died an hour ago.
I appreciate the slow pitch, Erswi. Just don’t aim for you know where.
(points at elbow – I banged it this morning in the shower, it still hurts)
Unless of course you’re watching Oprah do Kegels. Then, by all means, continue.
$20 says Oprah’s twat looks just like a horse pussy.
Nizzup.