NEW ART FROM AVATAR, AKA NERD VIAGRA
05.28.09James Cameron hasn’t directed a fiction movie since Titanic back in ’97, and Avatar is his thus-far-shrouded-in-mystery-and-clearasil return to sci-fi. Set for a December release, it’s described in its original treatment as “a man tries to make his way as a miner by combining with an alien during an interplanetary war in which humans can make themselves manifest by possessing alien bodies – avatars.” Marketsaw recently dug up some of the Avatar concept art you see here. I’ll let /Film describe it:
This one appears to show action from a set piece. Fleeing in the foreground is another one of the futuristic flying machines (most likely the Dragon Gunship) and behind it is one of the native beasts of Pandora. This one, I think, is a Bansheeray.
A great amount of Pandoran flora and fauna was dreamt up by Cameron to create a very complex alien ecosystem and I think he’s planning to leave it in the background, behind the drama and characterisation.From Bansheerays to Direwolves, the Leonopteryx to the Direhorse, and of course including the Na’vi, the humanoid natives at the heart of the matter, there’s an awful lot Avatar alienage, the vast majority of it still to be unveiled.
Thankfully, it shouldn’t all be so alien that we won’t be able to understand it – and indeed, the human characters who come to this strange world seem to mostly comprehend the otherness of what they find by referring to it in familiar, Earthly terms.
Haha, nice one, nerd. I generally comprehend the otherness of what I find by socking it the gut and stuffing it in a locker. Then I yell, “Be more normal, fag!” It’s just my way. (*pops collar on letterman jacket*)

I won’t be watching this as i will find the mastubatory material lacking.
I possessed the body of the alien Steve Irwin before it got killed by a bansheeray.
I have some concept art of me banging Anne Hathaway.
Familiar earthy terms?
Yo! That direwolf is whack, dawg!
…it shouldn’t all be so alien that we won’t be able to understand it
Then why is this the only sentence I understand in that synopsis.
I thought they scrapped the Halo movie. My mistake… >.>
My uncle has some concept art like this. It’s an indian chick standing next to a wolf on a starry background done on velvet. Very classy.
I swear to Kahless that I had to re-read every fucking sentence in that synopsis.
If you have trouble maintaining an erection in the absence of the sensation of bare ass on a vinyl office chair, without the scent of Doritos, or in the presence of another human being, ask your doctor if Nerd Viagra is right for you.*
*DO NOT take Nerd Viagra if you shower daily, have regular verbal conversations, or can see the outside world from your bedroom window. If your Nerd Boner lasts more than 4 hours, imagine the stress of moving out of your parents’ house.
Other alien animals in this movie include the Cu’lo, the Dildoe, the Chocolate Starfish, and the Cycloptic Trouncer Snake.
This movie better take the long way to class or I’m going to knock it’s books out of it’s hands.
That reminds me of the time I combined with an illegal alien to make it with a minor.
I possessed the body of a young girl once but then my dog got hungry.
I have to combine with an alien to get my weed.
I combined with an alien to make a bitchin’ landscape for my yard.
This movie is going to do my math homework.
More than anyone in the Universe, Stephen Hawking wishes this shit was possible.
If Terry Schiavo were to star in this, her Avatar would be a carrot.
Hey JHC!
Yeah, JHC.
Since we’re the only one here, I thought I’d tell you there’s a new up.
Thanks Homie! I’ll jerk you off later out of gratitude.