ANDY SAMBERG IN… SLAUGHTER SHACK
05.07.09Anyone who thinks the Oscars is an old-fart, elitist circle jerk (which it is), and should be more democratic, should take a look at the nominees for the People’s Choice or MTV Movie Awards some time. There isn’t much that’d make me want to watch a show where Slumdog and Twilight have the most nominations, and that gives an award for “Best WTF Moment,” but damn if they didn’t hire Andy Samberg to host. They’ve also been releasing these fake movie nominees for Best Fight for the last couple weeks. You can see the newest one, Slaughter Shack, with Samberg and Will Arnett above. Ha, thank God for the internet, otherwise you might actually have to watch the show to see these. Haha, WTF??? LOL1!
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if they combine slumdog millionaire and twilight, Twilight 3: Indian Adventure, and every straight male would commit suicide or go on a killing spree
I’ll be happy as long as Valkyrie wins for Best Foreign Language Film.
To host what? PC awards, MTV awards? Oscars?
The Best White Tiger Felony Moment was obviously Montecore biting Roy.
i’m going hunting for vampires and little indian children, vampires to rid the world of evil indian children for profit
Twilight + Slumdog would be huge. Because they love ‘em some abstinence in India.
The Slaughter Shack is like a Snow Shack but where you can get flavo(u)rs like, Blended Sparrow, Mudvein, and sprinkles like Mountain Oyster, and Chopped Frog.
In all seriousness, Hot Rod is funny. I said it.
Indian vampires use names like Larry and Jill when you call Vampire Customer Support.
You can kill an Indian vampire by driving a steak through its heart.
Indian vampires turn into curry powder when they come into contact with sunlight.
[stares at Stone's steak]
Almost, witty, but I didn’t laugh. But…
[slow clap, Bill Clinton face, with a slow nod]
Indian vampires drink your blood using one of those long straws with a spoon at one end.
Slaughter Shack doesn’t get a whole movie but Fighting with Channing Tatum does…WTF
Indian vampires never get Sikh.
Crap. Stop staring.
(points to crotch)
… but they die when you cut their hair.
Stone, now I’M staring. And not in a pleasant way.
Indian Vampires sleep in coffins, but mainly because that’s a nicer option than the floor of a mud hut.
To kill an Indian vampire you Punjab them in the heart with a steak.
…no?…
*stares at Crappy*
Speaking of vampires, Twilight Book update: 3/4 through, still no story. Edward: still hot.
Indian Vampires wear Depends because they are sub-continent.
<Slaughter Shaqdiv> is my July 4th BBQ plan.
Fuck. It’s going to take some bad posts for me to get the hang of that.
You might want to practise in REALLY OLD posts.
Thanks for the tip that’s what your mom said.
If your convenience store is only open from 8pm till 4:45am, you might be an Indian Vampire.
I have to tell you all, these Indian vampire jokes are really brahmin.
Indian Vampires aren’t repulsed by crosses, but by those forehead dots.
I know huh? Lame.
Indian Vampires??…so does that make Lou Diamond Phillips Dracula?
Lou Diamond Phillips is not an Indian Vampire. He is clearly a migrant vampire.
He only drinks blood to last him between fruit picking jobs.
…um…
Indian Vampires hate Jerry Suckheimer and wish someone would Bombay.
You know that feeling you get when you are too hungover to work, not lit enough to properly FilmDrunk, have run out of funny for the current post, and wish a new one would show up?
[<=== has that feeling]
Well since you have all this free time on your hands, why don’t you check your FB mail.