Comments on: SERIOUSLY THOUGH, THIS IS A HORRIBLE IDEA http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/05/american-gladiator-movie FilmDrunk.com is the movie blog that plays rough, just the way your mother likes it. We cover all things movie-related, but just because we watch a lot of movies don’t expect us to act all serious about them. Think of FilmDrunk as the film industry’s older brother who punches it in the shoulder when it acts queer. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 22:54:08 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.1 By: Biquini Steve http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/05/american-gladiator-movie#comment-194805 Biquini Steve Tue, 12 May 2009 17:33:45 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=13580#comment-194805 Man, Jay Mohr is fucking RIPPED! Man, Jay Mohr is fucking RIPPED!

]]> By: Erswi http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/05/american-gladiator-movie#comment-194785 Erswi Tue, 12 May 2009 16:52:32 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=13580#comment-194785 My penis is not confused in the least. It hangs to the left naturally so we're totally cool. My penis is not confused in the least. It hangs to the left naturally so we’re totally cool.

]]> By: Id http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/05/american-gladiator-movie#comment-194749 Id Tue, 12 May 2009 16:13:52 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=13580#comment-194749 New. Up. Yours. New. Up. Yours.

]]> By: TengoDooter http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/05/american-gladiator-movie#comment-194748 TengoDooter Tue, 12 May 2009 16:07:50 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=13580#comment-194748 They call him Titan because his daily workout includes 10 sets of ass-kegel-crunches. They call him Titan because his daily workout includes 10 sets of ass-kegel-crunches.

]]> By: DeFrank http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/05/american-gladiator-movie#comment-194747 DeFrank Tue, 12 May 2009 16:00:04 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=13580#comment-194747 Grecian Gladiators get poop on their giant Q-tips. Grecian Gladiators get poop on their giant Q-tips.

]]> By: Fek'lhr http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/05/american-gladiator-movie#comment-194746 Fek'lhr Tue, 12 May 2009 15:57:08 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=13580#comment-194746 a) He doesn't walk, he flexes b) is he supposed to be straight? no, seriously. a) He doesn’t walk, he flexes
b) is he supposed to be straight? no, seriously.

]]> By: Id http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/05/american-gladiator-movie#comment-194745 Id Tue, 12 May 2009 15:48:56 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=13580#comment-194745 <i> Like Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome, except super gay and with giant Q-Tips. </i> I would be way more open to seeing that movie. Like Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome, except super gay and with giant Q-Tips.

I would be way more open to seeing that movie.

]]> By: Al http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/05/american-gladiator-movie#comment-194744 Al Tue, 12 May 2009 15:48:06 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=13580#comment-194744 Having never seen the show: a) how the hell does he walk with those legs? b) is he supposed to be gay? no, seriously. Having never seen the show:

a) how the hell does he walk with those legs?
b) is he supposed to be gay? no, seriously.

]]> By: Donkey Hodey http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/05/american-gladiator-movie#comment-194743 Donkey Hodey Tue, 12 May 2009 15:48:05 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=13580#comment-194743 There's only one sports-related game show that should be turned into a movie and I think you all know which one that is. Do-do-d-d-d-do you have it? There’s only one sports-related game show that should be turned into a movie and I think you all know which one that is.

Do-do-d-d-d-do you have it?

]]> By: Pauly Dangerously http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/05/american-gladiator-movie#comment-194742 Pauly Dangerously Tue, 12 May 2009 15:46:06 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=13580#comment-194742 This is porn, right? This is porn, right?

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