05.12.09 SERIOUSLY THOUGH, THIS IS A HORRIBLE IDEA

They tried the same taco gimmick for the somali version, but people kept getting hit on purpose.

I’d let Titan have his way with me if it meant Gina Carano wanted to fuck me.

I’d let Titan have his way with me if it meant Gina Carano wanted to fuck me.

FIXED.

So, is women’s MMA legit, or do they tap out to bullshit like the “Tune in Tokyo” and “I have your clitoris!”! *sticks thumb between index and middle finger*

So I take it along with all the other side effects, steroids also make you gay.

Starring Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn and Will Ferrell, right? No?

*blows self brains out*

“Former Legendary Pictures chief marketing officer Scott Mednick is producing American Gladiators”. How could Legendary Pictures allow such a visionary to leave? Oh, he’s a dick.

“I have your clitoris!”! *sticks thumb between index and middle finger*

Fek, before you shack up with a human woman you might want to do a little anatomical research. I’m pretty sure the clitoris (if it indeed actually exists) is not located on the hand.

I’d let Gina Carano Crush my dick.

I’d make her tap out due to an anaconda choke.

Well, more like garder choke.

Something tells me “Rear Naked Choke” and “Full Mount” have different meanings to Titan.

Don’t ever dare Hollywood to make a worse version of X-Men 3, cause they’ll fuckin’ do it, man.

TD-Yeah? Well He saw a documentary that suggested it could even be kept in the throat!

When asked if he’s ever been put in a kimora, Titan said “Yeah, but I don’t pull off dragon print very well and that white make up made my face break out something terrible”.

Please oh please let Hulk Hogan have a roll in this and call women “Brother” during interviews…

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!

No, not really.

Titan’s last name is Ready.

This is porn, right?

There’s only one sports-related game show that should be turned into a movie and I think you all know which one that is.

Do-do-d-d-d-do you have it?

Having never seen the show:

a) how the hell does he walk with those legs?
b) is he supposed to be gay? no, seriously.

Like Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome, except super gay and with giant Q-Tips.

I would be way more open to seeing that movie.

a) He doesn’t walk, he flexes
b) is he supposed to be straight? no, seriously.

Grecian Gladiators get poop on their giant Q-tips.

They call him Titan because his daily workout includes 10 sets of ass-kegel-crunches.

New. Up. Yours.

My penis is not confused in the least. It hangs to the left naturally so we’re totally cool.

Man, Jay Mohr is fucking RIPPED!