05.08.09 AFTERNOONEWS ROUNDUP!
Robert Downey and Sam Jackson on the set of Iron Man 2. Oh I know, I was as excited as you are. |via FilmSchoolRejects|
Sam Jackson set to play a pirate negotiator. Said the actor “Why won’t these muthaf*ckin pirates, give my back my muthaf*ckin’ boat!” |Variety|
American Apparel CEO denies trying to smear Woody Allen. “I have deep respect for Mr. Allen who is a source of inspiration to me,” he insists. “The billboards and images from the Annie Hall movie were intended to be a parody/social statement and comedic satire to provoke discussion and public discourse about the baseless claims that had been made against American Apparel and myself, society’s reaction to lawsuits that delve into an individual’s private sexual life and the media’s sensationalism of such matters.” He’s totally right. As soon as I saw the billboard I said, “Hey guys, did you see that picture of Woody Allen with a beard? It’s funny because the American Apparel guy is innocent.” |Yahoo|
Jason Statham officially onboard for remake of Charles Bronson’s The Mechanic. Said the Stath “Oi, oy reckon after aw dis toime droivin’ round in flash sazz wagons, it wis about toime Da Stafe learnt ‘ow to fix ‘em, donnit.” |Empire|
Iron Man 2 to feature Gwyneth Paltrow in a dominatrix outfit. I guess that works, she’s clearly a ballbuster. I mean, she’s married to the guy from Coldplay, no one who still had his balls could make music like that. |Comicbookmovie|
Mickey Carroll, the last surviving Wizard of Oz munchkin dead at 85. Rest in peace, little guy. |source|
Director of Saw and Repo the Genetic Opera remaking Troma’s Mother’s Day. I can’t wait to avoid anyone who’s excited about this. |Variety|
Megan Fox promises not to be like that showboatin’ bitch Scarlett Johansson. I say we settle this via naked cat fight. Or by seeing who can go the longest without talking.. |People|
New posters for Transformers (via Yahoo), Inglourious Basterds, District 9 (via Yahoo), and Antichrist (via Horror.ca).
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AFTERNOONEWS ROUNDUP!
Lince, have you even seen a Troma movie yet? Would you like to borrow His copy of Toxic Avenger? Wait! Before you answer, consider this:
Actual line of dialogue in Toxic Avenger-”I always wanted to cornhole me a blind bitch!”
Let Him know where He can send the tape to.
Did the Mark III armor not test well with the gays?
I’m a private negotiator too.
“So that comes with anal, right? Good. Just make sure you use plenty of lube, I have a plane to catch tomorrow.”
Megan Fox said she only bones dudes over 30?
*pulls out metric ruler, measures dick*
Fuck. 20cm short.
District 9 poster: “You are not welcome here. May we suggest Japan?”
Megan Fox says she only bones dudes over 30?
(sticks paper with the number 30 written on it into shoe)
Jesus, who was shooting at the target of the alien, Eminem?
Luckily for Mickey’s family he had gone shoe shopping that week which helped cut down the funeral costs.
AntiChrist poster: LOL BUTTSECKS!
That ‘Antichrist’ poster looks like when I stole my mom’s lipstick and stumbled across the album of her and my uncle.
No J, Forrest Whittaker.
Just remember one thing Iron Man, that costume wouldn’t be shit without the Super Mario Bros. Movie boots.
If American Apparel really wanted to smear on Woody Allen, they would have dressed up like relatives and spread their assholes apart.
I hear you Megan Fox. I’m so goddamn tired of chicks with giant tits and DSL’s fucking dudes under the age of 30.
*double-pounds chest, kisses finger tips and points to sky*
Hard to make a joke about a munchkin’s life being cut short when he lived to be 85. Thanks a lot, asshole.
Megan Fox only does guys over 30?
Is that celsius or fahrenheit?
Horror.ca, featuring such scary Canadian horror films as ‘Bad Dream on West Pine Street’ and ‘The Amityville Bake Sale’.
I don’t know where the fuck he is but,
Happy Birthday Stinky, you dirty bastard!
Sam Jackson is glaring down that sign
“Now just what the fuck does push button for white man over there mean, motherfucker?”
They’re confused, that’s actually what RDJ wears during his downtime on the set of Sherlock Holmes.
Transformers 2 Poster: The skies over Egypt are a lot more photoshopped than the ones in America.
And for the Grand Finally, Inglorious Basterds poster: Learn to spellcheck or I pull the trigger!
n’up
Megan Fox says she only bones dudes over 30?
<—- Just made 33, bitches! Holla!
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