CONFIRMED: WORLD NOT FAIR
05.25.09
No one knows much about “directors” Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg, as they wisely keep a low profile. The only thing certain is that their “movies”, Disaster Movie, Epic Movie, Meet the Spartans, are like a biblical plague. They’re almost impressive in that it’s impossible to overstate how bad they are. No one knows why they keep getting made, or why their financiers aren’t tarred, feathered, and sterilized. And though everyone hates them, financially, they seem to be doing just fine. In fact, Seltzer recently put his house on the market – for almost three million dollars.
Film writer-director-producer Aaron Seltzer has listed his Studio City home at $2,949,000. The Cape Cod-style house, built in 1951, has five bedrooms and 5 1/2 bathrooms in about 4,200 square feet. The sunroom has walls of French doors. [LATimes]
That’s right, the guy who wrote Disaster Movie was living in a $3 million house. Game over, man, game over. I may have to cheer for the terrorists from now on.
[Thanks to 'Slowhand' for the tip]
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Am logged on from a hotel in Cyprus, it’s nearly 19.15 local time, and what’s that, 7 hours ahead of US? and there’s no comments on the first thread of the day? Come on. Where are you? Ah well, back to beers and surreptiously ogling the local goddesses.
You fuckers are all on holiday too, aren’t you?
Cyprus? Watch out for their hills. I heard the people there are insane in the brain and could just kill a man.
I sure am. Greetings from Kuala Lumpur, ladies.
/seriouspost.
On a related sidenote: looks like 5 1/2 toilets weren’t enough to contain all the shit…
You have to put your used toilet paper in a bin here, apparently.
French Doors swing both ways.
Are they a cover band?
Yes, the French Doors had a hit with “Break On Through (To the Other Side)”. It was about Germans and French doors.
Is it just me having a “sensitive” day, or did anyone else burst into tears after enlarging that picture?
Well, you snooty world travelers, I am at home in Texas, which is still a strange land to this native Californian. Oh, and its not a 3 million dollar house.
The pic of the house, not Seltzer/Friedberg. They make me stabby, not weepy.
[Thanks to 'Slowhand' for the tip]
You know it’s bad when even Eric Clapton joins in on the bashing.
Non sequitur: I posted some new shit on my blizzog.
On topic: I wish both these fuckers were named Angel Mendoza Jr.
Robo, I want that bear shirt.
Would you wear a bear shirt in the woods?
Does a bear shirt in the woods? Hell yeah, I’d wear it!
I’d also wear it to punch women.
The closest I have ever been to a $2,949,000 dollar home is the fact that I might have an aunt who is a cleaning lady of one.
Pauly, you might want to treat Conkey with some NIX. It looks like some little critters have crawled up and infested your name.
Note to Vince: If they start to spread I can get you a good price on some black market DDT.
This fucker lives in that house, while i rent a shitty apartment with cigarette burned linoleum, a curb couch, and a Serbian roommate.
Goddamnit.
Pauly, is that the guy from Double Dragon?
The good news is: he DOESN’T live in that house any more. In fact, he’s selling it.
Presumably to pay a $3 million medical bill for a colonectomy (fingers crossed). With any luck, he’ll be back on the streets blowing hobos inside 6 months.