SEE? WEIRD.
05.18.09
Fresh off this morning’s promotional shot of Jim Carrey, we now have a short video clip (below) from Robert Zemeckis’ 3D IMAX motion-capture extravaganza, A Christmas Carol. As I said of the first picture, it still looks weird. I understand the downside of motion capture – characters with creepy dead eyes, a movie that looks transition scenes from a video game… But what’s the upside? Is there really someone out there going, “Well… I like animation, but… I think it at times, it can be a little, you know… stylish.”
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In this version, Tiny Tim tip-toes through your two lips.
motion capture porn with my girlfriend didn’t make her feel better about me taping it either…
The appeal is where it is going, not where it is. Imagine freeing the actor from the physical form … Cate Blanchett could be Bob Dylan, or Will Smith could play the lead in Wild Wild West, or Tyler Perry could play an old fat lady. That kind of stuff simply isn’t possible now.
I prefer “Commotion Capture” where I point of into the distance and say “Hey Kid! What the fuck is that!?!” then when he looks, I cover his mouth and pull him into the BTK van.
“Motion Capture” is a setting on the Terminator’s heads-up display.
Motion Capture animation, brought to you by OSHA; because carpal tunnel’s a real bitch.
Careful, drunkards. Drawing kiddie porn the old fashioned way can still be viewed as art; they take a dimmer view of doing it through motion capture.
The next Harry Potter film will be shot in Potion Capture hey what’s the big idea ok ok I’ll go to the corner fuck you.
Locomotion clapture is a STI that you get from fucking Kylie Minogue.
[busts through wall, naked, with a poodle under one arm and a two foot salami under the other]
Bet you fags want to know how this joke ends don’t ya?
This guy throws a bunch of chains into Scooge’s room and has a thing for theatrics. I think Scrooge is missing a lot of fun by not going.
Motion captcha keeps me from sending emails to ex girlfriends when I’m drunk.
They call me “Bend-a-geezer Spooge” at the retirement home.
BAAAH CUM-CHUG!
wait a minute how come scrooge isn’t a Duck? what the hell is this?
Jacking off to Hentai cartoons is known as “Animebation”. It’s also how Mush Mouth from Fat Albert says “animation”.
Ocean capture is what I call it when your girl checks out my banana sling at the beach.
I’m a bigger fan of the famous Mexican pyrotechnic effect “Splotion Capture”.
Why use motion capture to have a person look like a person? Why not have Scrooge look like an animated pile of dildos, or maybe chalk?
Hey motion, capture this!
[makes wanking motion, finishes in pants]
Aww dagnabit.
Lotion Napture is what usually takes place before and after Animebation .
Fun Fact: Competitive Animebation is an extremely popular sport in Japan, and fans are known as the “Bation Nation”.
Jug up
Judging from Beowulf (shit), I’m gonna guess that Scrooge fights the ghosts in the nude.