Comments on: I’M WRITING A BAZOOKA JOE MOVIE. FML.

By: Pretzelman

Pretzelman — Fri, 22 May 2009 15:09:20 +0000

I went to Chapman University’s film school.

I now live in Ohio with my parents.

By: The Average Bear

The Average Bear — Fri, 22 May 2009 13:38:09 +0000

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ says: This will be filmed with reels of Bubble Tape.

I woulda said Fruit by the Foot personally except for bad memories of that nickname from high school….

By: Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ — Fri, 22 May 2009 13:35:24 +0000

This will be filmed with reels of Bubble Tape.

By: Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ — Fri, 22 May 2009 13:29:54 +0000

Never, rageBear.

Danny Trejo chews bullets.

By: JHC

JHC — Fri, 22 May 2009 13:28:59 +0000

See, he’s black and Jack is a nickname for John. Fuck you guys.

By: The Average Bear

The Average Bear — Fri, 22 May 2009 13:28:00 +0000

Fuck this shit. When is “Chiclets” with Trejo happening?

By: Mark It Zero

Mark It Zero — Fri, 22 May 2009 13:15:27 +0000

Not to be Debbie Downer over here, but a Nuclear Warheads movie seems more topical right now. With Kevin James.

*eats own eyes*

By: Stinky Peet

Stinky Peet — Fri, 22 May 2009 13:14:11 +0000

I hope they cover the story of how Joe enlisted to fight in the jungles of Korea to keep the supply lines open for his most important ingredient. They can call it Bazooka Joe: This Means Guar.

By: Mark It Zero

Mark It Zero — Fri, 22 May 2009 13:12:35 +0000

The shocking twist is that Mort lowers his turtleneck to reveal: HE’S GERALD POSNER!! AAAAGGHHHHH!

By: JHC

JHC — Fri, 22 May 2009 13:10:43 +0000

“Black Jack”, the story of John Singleton’s journey from South Central to Hollywood.