05.04.09 .39% ALCOHOL HASSLES THE HOFF’S BLOOD
Can’t remember where this picture came from.
Sorry I couldn’t work a question mark into this headline, but I should have because the story is highly dubious. According to Radar Online, who claimed an exclusive, David Hasselhoff was rushed to Cedars-Sinai by his 16-year-old daughter and ex-wife, where he was treated for alcohol poisoning. Which is easily the funnest kind of poisoning.
This time the vodka-guzzling “America’s Got Talent” judge registered a staggering .39. alcohol level. Drunk driving in California is .08. [Radar]
As someone with some familiarity with alcohol poisoning, I can tell you this is almost certainly bogus. .39 Blood-Alcohol Content (if by “alcohol level” that’s what they mean and I assume they do) is not recreational-alcoholic-overdoing-it level alcohol poisoning, it’s Ukranian-vagrant-chugging-windex level alcohol poisoning. TMZ, also claiming an exclusive, quotes Hasselhoff’s lawyer as saying Hasselhoff was fine and that the story was cooked up by his ex-wife in order to further discredit him. What’s the real story? I don’t know. I don’t even care. I just needed an excuse to watch this puffy doofus eat a hamburger off the floor again.
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.39% ALCOHOL HASSLES THE HOFF’S BLOOD
I’ve never had my blood alcohol content tested, but I’d be willing to bet I came close to that high a result before. Normally, on Friday nights, my wife and I share a beer with our plain cheese pizza. Well, one time, I had a bit more than my half - and boy oh boy did I feel it! Alcohol is not to be fooled with.
In fairness to Herr Hoff, I think in Germany it’s customary to eat your burger off the floor.
Hospitalized with a .39? Fuckin’ rookie. *pats what’s left of His liver*
It’s like he’s swinging into action to make sure none of the pool boy’s semen hits the ground!
I was involuntarily hospitalized for a .33
Geez, I mean I take one power nap at 1 a.m. on the bus stop outside a bar and people get all “ambulance-cally” on you.
If you’re an alcoholic, you can get up to 0.39 without dying. One of our patients blew a 0.40 BAC while still conscious (he’s dead now though).
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Hey, Pauly, your dad from Iowa?
I eat all my hamburgers on the floor anyway, just to beat the “5 second rule”.
I bet if i got a girl that drunk I could convince her to make out with me.
.39? Rank amature pussyfag dipshit uncommitted jagoff.
.39 is what’s for breakfast!
That might could be a possibility…..
aren’t ALL truckers from Iowa?
If I had that hard boot kid on my side, I might still be employed. Shirtless, in underpants maybe, but ahead of the game just the same.
“If you’re an alcoholic, you can get up to 0.39 without dying.”
Thanks bopa. I was starting to get a little worried about tonight.
Finally! An excuse to hassle the Hoff.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdKrP4PBJNo
I have seen some of our frequent fliers in the ER come in with a .45 and still be alert enough to be a total loudmouth prick. Hard core alcoholics can break .30 no sweat because they have built up such a tolerance. Unlike the filmdrunk who is a pussy and passes out after 2 Zima’s.
It’s customary to eat ass burgers off the floor.
“One of our patients blew a 0.40 BAC while still conscious (he’s dead now though).”
That’s amazing, except the “blew” part, which is just funny,
dramaqueef124, in the filmdrunkards defense, those Zima’s had been laced with sour apple Jolly Ranchers.
I almost had a DUI once, but I blew the officer.
They have to stoop to this to discredit him? Just show footage of Nick Fury, that’s enough.
yeah but see the alcohol doesn’t count for as much on the Breathalyzer because he drank it in slow motion
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