Good news, everyone!!!! The sequel to Dragonball already has a script!
“I know they’ve written a second one and it’s pretty far out there,” actor Justin Chatwin [Goku] told MTV News. “The second one really goes to some different places that I’ve never seen in any comic book adaptation,” said Chatwin.
Likewise, James Marsters [Piccolo] is not only ready for a second chapter, but would like to see the franchise continue indefinitely. A die-hard fan of the anime, Marsters has every intention of fulfilling the arch of Piccolo [sic] in live-action. “We’re going to get to ‘Dragonball Z’ later,” said Marsters, “where Piccolo becomes youthful and he’s going to become the Piccolo that most people recognize.”
Well after beetle swallowing and wire-fu jizz fireballs, I don’t know how they’re going to top themselves in the sequel. Though they might have a tough time getting Chow Yun-Fat to come back for another one after he figures out where he is.
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A sequel?
They know that there isn’t any letters in the alphabet after ‘Z’ right?
become the Piccolo that most people recognize
An overrated running back that died from cancer?
*crosses fingers*
Pauly, I dunno… my excel spreadsheet has AA coming after Z
Dragonballaa, shot callaa, drivin’ around in his ’69 Impala
now, if you excuse me, I’ll be in the corner
*chodin crawls through FilmDrunk dog door and plops into thread*
Who locked the deadbolt? Seriously, that’s the first time my dick hasn’t been able to break through a backdoor.
In other news, Pontiac has just approved the next generation Aztec, which they say has “All the charm of the original, but without the appeal.”
Dragonball sequel a big number 2.
You’d have to gather all the Dragonballs and use a wish to get me to see that.
I was attracted to the Aztec for it’s sporty look and unique design.
I also am attracted to the Subaru Outback because of it’s Lezbopeal.
Chodski! Where the fuck you been, mang? I thought you were dead.
FOX is really putting the test to that whole “too big to fail” policy.
Is it coming out in Ka-May-a 2010?
I want to punch this movie in its pussy…like a depth charge.
Fuck Asia! Fuck it in the ass with a New York plunger.
Keira Knightley: Isn’t it time someone called cut?
Erswi, next time you sign a gay porn disclosure form, be sure and ANALyze the fine print. What I thought was going to be just a simple money shot, turned into FULL BLOWN military tour.
Anybody remember this but me?
[www.cnn.com]
Just me, huh?
And when you say FULL BLOWN? . . .
When asked for comment Uwe Boll said, “Really? Wow. These guys have balls.”
I love the mire-fu jizz fireballs at Benihannas. It’s awesome when the chef tosses it into your mouth. (gay)
fuck fuck fuck fuckfuckcufcckfuck
-m +w
Whats the sequel gonna be called? DragonDick?
Holy shit, I’m going to get some Chinese take out.
Jesus Christ Fox! Have you learned nothing this week? YOUR MOVIES SUCK!! We all saw Wolverine for free and we want our money back. Why don’t you write a sequel to the Danny Glover Martin Short buddy comedy Pure Luck while you’re at it? What about a prequel to Hope Floats? I can’t get enough Sandra Bullock.
Aside from Justin Chatwin’s knowledge of comic book adaptations and story arc, he’d also like you know that the “wrench” is hidden next to the tree on that Highlights Magazine.
Speaking of sequels, wire-fu fireballs and jizz: think there’s a chance the Army has any cousins of Fat Man and Little Boy sitting in a warehouse in New Mexico?
I like my Dragonball movie concepts the same way that I like my women:
Wrapped in cellophane and sleeping at the bottom of a crick, I mean, creek.
I’m sorry, was that too soon?
To: Fox
From: Eskimos
To whom it may concern,
It has come to our attention that you have mistakenly reached the conclusion that your superior marketing techniques were convincing enough to sell us ice. Without hesitation, we unanimously say “no thank you, sirs.”
Please do not return until you have something useful to share.
Sincerely,
Eskimos
The only thing with more motors than Justin Chatwin’s Dragonball sled is his toothbrush.
I can’t tell which is worse: that my 9-year-old niece asked me to take her to this movie, or the fact that I asked her if she had any hot friends to bring?