Say what you will about The Ring being a pretty good remake or The Mexican not being as bad as everyone says, it’s impossible to put a positive spin on the phrase “the director of Pirates of the Caribbean 3 is doing a videogame movie.” That’s the story behind Gore Verbinski’s Bioshock, which recently halted productions due to cost overruns.
The picture was in pre-production, but the studio has halted that effort — and let some production staff go — as Universal and Verbinski figure out a way to make the film on a less costly budget. The John Logan-scripted picture was gearing up to shoot in Los Angeles, but that changed when the budget rose to about $160 million. U and Verbinski are looking at alternatives, such as shooting in London, as a way to pare costs. Story takes place in the underwater city Rapture, where a pilot crash-lands near a secret entrance and becomes involved in a power struggle. [Variety]
Okay, two things: 1. Street Fighter is probably the most well-known videogame of all time, and the movie has so far grossed $11 million worldwide, even with a performance for the ages from Chris Klein. No way you spend more than $10 mil on a video game movie (which, let’s be clear, are NEVER EVER GOOD). 2. London? A pint of beer costs like $15 in London. If it’s cheaper to shoot a movie there than in the supposed entertainment capital, something is seriously wrong with Los Angeles. Something besides Entourage, even.


I could shoot this in my bathtub using my action figures from that old movie “The Black Hole” and lots of CGI.
Call me!
Philadelphia was a great video game movie.
But this one has the added movie kitsch value of creepy children in it.
Bioshock is about girls who can’t wear tampons, right? Write?! WRIGHT?!?
After seeing the size of Big Daddy’s fist Matthew Broderick is considering auditioning for the lead role.
No way you spend more than $10 mil on a video game movie (which, let’s be clear, are NEVER EVER GOOD).
Pour $10 mil into a live action version of Leisure Suit Larry and see if that doesn’t trip your prostate’s trigger.
That game was incompatible with my laptop’s GPU and fucking Lucas Arts didn’t have a patch to make it work. So, I guess what I’m saying is,
FUCK THIS MOVIE!!
it’s impossible to put a positive spin on the phrase “the director of Pirates of the Caribbean 3 is doing a videogame movie
The director of Pirates of the Carribean 3 is going to commit Career Suicide.
Pictured: Gary Busey’s dentist.
The Mighty Feklahr is sure Gore Verbinski would try to get His “Arooga Gremlin” movie greenlit!