Weekend Preview:
Adventureland: See it. You can check out my review here. For what it’s worth, I’ve seen Observe and Report, I Love You, Man, and Adventureland, and Adventureland is easily the best of the three. It’s also the name of my van. I painted a solar system on the interior that glows in black-light. It’s far out.
4 Fast and 4 Furious: Every time I criticize these turds I hear, “Whatsa matter with you, you don’t like hot cars and hot women, faggot?” My dad aside, it’s not the subject I have a problem with, it’s that, besides the story being aggressively stupid and the acting Paul Walker-y, it’s just poorly made. If you want to make a car chase movie, film a car chase. Don’t keep cutting between feet on the pedals, reaction shots, and hands shifting. It’s worse than retarded, it’s f-ing boring. Oh, and I know the title’s supposed to be “Fast and Furious”, but blow me, you can’t just take the “the”s out of something and call it new. It’s 4 Fast 4 Furious, and you’re an idiot if you go see it. Now get off my lawn and pull up your goddamned pants.
Bart Got a Room: Check out William H. Macy’s awesome Jew fro, but only if you live in New York or LA.
Gigantic: See Zooey Deschanel fall in love with a hipster pussy again – but again, only if you live in New York or LA. I’ve heard really good things about this movie, but that’s typical of anything hipster. The main thing is, they’ve seen it before you.
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I’d risk playing with the lion before I got within 100 yards of Hollywoods most dangerous predator
I’d risk playing with the lion before I got within 100 yards of Hollywoods most dangerous predator
Gary Busey?
The only films you should be cutting to feet on pedals, reaction shots, and hands shifting are either industrial porn or Subaru commercials.
I am looking for forward to the upcoming gut-wrenching tale of dire regret about the early life of Zac Efron.
“Deserve to Abort”
Also opening t his weekend: my ex girlfriend’s legs.
See, it’s funny because she never went to college and yet she lives near ASU…get it? Cause she’s a whore.
I FUCKING LOVE GAZELLES!!!!!!!!
That’s it niggaz! Last one in the office again.
Pants = off.
Donk, did you mean Gary Busey?
Invizibul Double Dildo LOL
Pictured, the moment before elleRod© unhinged her jaw and swallowed the lion whole.
For me, Fast and Furious makes is just like one of those scenes in a porno where one chick is sporting a strap on and another chick is blowing the strap on and the chick with the strap on is moaning and shit like it’s getting hewr off… makes no sense. I’m sure somebody likes it, I just don’t know why.
4 fast 4 furious? Im a retro a purist, I’ll opt for the car chase in the blues brothers any day.
ellRod returns to the McDonald’s drive thru, “I SAID DIET COKE!!!”
ceuyie, yes.
HOBONUTSACK!!!!!
If that face isn’t begging to be space docked, I don’t know jack shit.
Michelle is showing that lion that she’s licked bigger pussies than him.
I think I see a reproductive organ in her face hole.
Creepy.
WHY DO YOU KEEP POSTING THIS SCREEN CAP OF ME?
WTF? I know you’re not ALL on EST. Did all my west coast brothas and sistas take off early for the weekend?
** puts feet on desk, chugs bottle of Windex **
I’m back, but just to remark on elleRo’s fantastic teeth.
They are really something. Yup. Teeth. Good.
With that mic she’s the angriest TimeLife operator ever.
FUCK MIC!
Michelle: I FUCKING LOVE PUSSY!!!
Lion: I TOTALLY AM ONE!!!
Michelle: WE SHOULD HANG OUT!!!
Lion: WHY ARE WE YELLING???
Michelle: IT’S EXTREME!!!
*then they go on adventures*
Michelle: “Get on the move, NOW!”
Aslan: “Stop yelling at me! MY WIFE JUST FUCKING DIED!”
*goes straight to
cornerHell*This banner pic is exactly what I looked like when I told my coworkers to “have a good weekend” * as I left the office.
* Canadian for “go fuck yourselves, hosers”
Late links up.
I’m not going to lie. I saw the midnight premier of “Fast and Furious” (It was for free. Does that justify anything?) and I was impressed and not impressed at the same time.
I was impressed that they got Vin Diesel to sign on, and I was not impressed by the whole movie.
You’re either a Vin Diesel fan or a gigantic douche. Or both.
FAIL
No on either actually. It’s the fact that they had 2 “Fast and (the) Furious” films that he said “No.” to, and he signed on for this POS.
I’m not trying to condone Vin Diesels acting whatsoever.
Your premature “FAIL” = FAIL
i think to make the next movie of the fast and furious more exciting is too make vin disels character start dating anther girl but (her knowing that actually lenny is alive) and the one who got shot is the one hitting on vin’s character…but more driving action and drama and a race to keep lenny alive but the race to death for the chick that lost her husband when lenny was actually was suppost to be shot….that way lenny can come back i miss her she needs to come back!!!!