04.30.09 WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT AGAIN?
All it takes is one look at an ugly annoying hipster wearing neon Ray Bans to know that the 80s are, like, totally hip again. Which makes it not all that surprising that Robert Zemeckis is talking about another Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
When MTV News caught up with director Robert Zemeckis recently, he dropped a news bomb that had our eyes popping cartoon-style out of our sockets. “I’ll tell you what is buzzing around in my head now that we have the ability—the digital tools, performance capture—I’m starting to think about ‘Roger Rabbit,’” he told us.
Hmm, the original combined super-stylized cartoons with live action, and performance-capture turns live action into creepy mannequins. So basically, his idea is to make this one nothing like the original at all? Hard to say. But between Roger Rabbit 2 and the inevitable Running Man remake, I finally feel confident unleashing my sweet dance moves again. Good thing I saved all these jean shorts with lace coming out the bottom.
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WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT AGAIN?
Forget about Who Framed Roger Rabbit. I’m more interested in finding out Who Rapped Paddington Bear and Who Shot Babar.
I’m starting to think about ‘Roger Rabbit,’
I’m starting to think about having sex with you guys, but that doesn’t mean I’m actually going to do it.
I think about a lot of stupid things.
Luckily I saved my neon slap bracelets. Those’ll come in handy when I want to slit my wrists after they ruin another good picture.
“…now that we have the ability…
How the fuck did they make the first one 20 years ago then?
Finally! Another chance to see that Mickey Mouse Bugs Bunny Donald Duck Daffy Duck Hardcore gay cartoon orgy we’ve been waiting for! Right guys? Umm…guys?
Can’t wait for Cobra 2: Axes of Evil.
Who Framed Roger Rabbit Poorly Because We’ve Had to Try Again.
Roger Rabbit(hands up): I didn’t k-k-kill Marvin Acme!
Gerard: I don’t care.
Is that picture of a hot Claire Daines?
Fuck that garbage! Where the hell is my remake of Cool World?
Except this time Holli Would is played by Megan Fox and she gets F’d in the A the entire time and I play the romantic lead.
OK, now I have to go. Be back later.
God I hope women go back to wearing their bangs higher than fuck and jeans that don’t make their asses look like they’re sagging.
Great, Roger Rabbit is gonna turn into the Scooby Doo movies. The killing spree starts when they announce Matthew Lillard as Eddie
Pictured: ToonTang.
/ToonPang?
If that chick in the picture was any whiter they would cast her in Twilight. Then they would cast her minority friend as a villain in Twilight.
Is Jessica Rabbit checking to make sure “her” dick didn’t come untucked?
A better idea would be to make the title character Roger Rabid.
Ironically Kathleen Turner and Christopher Lloyd’s faces resemble cartoons at this point.
Oh, and it’s a horror movie.
Who Framed Roger Rabbit…a film that brought bestiality into the forefront.
If there is a Krull remake, can we get Octo-mom to be the “Widow of the Web”? Better yet, she can be that clone monster the cyclops tosses his spear into!!!
GRRR…SUGGESTIVE MATERIAL!!!
Get it? Cuz the widow of the web is protected by a big spider, spiders have 8 legs, “octo” mom? FUCK YOU GUYS!
@Nominous
That would definitely be a hare of a different color.
P-P-P-P-P-P-PLEASE DON’T!
Elmore Fudd(Tossing up hands): Oh, kill the wabbit already!
Killian! Here is your Sub Zero, now plain zero!
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