Where the Wild Things Are just released a new poster and oh god the cuteness makes my dick hard.
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He’s hiding from Wolverine.
Even monsters have to take a leak.
You’re not very good at hide and seek, are you Mr. Monster?
You’re awfully easy to please.
I wish I wasn’t constantly reminded of how neglected a child I was.
Good news for you, Vince – he looks horny.
I say we all go see this, then have a geek orgy!
*Pauly and child walk into dark forest*
Child: Geez Uncle Pauly, this forest is dark and scary. I’m so afraid.
Pauly: You’re afraid? I gotta walk back alone, kid.
The cuteness made my dick hard but then the Olsen Twins grew up.
he’s totally been caught jackin off in that poster.
Is that a Where the Wild Things Are leak?
Don’t worry, silly monster – that’s just that lyre bird making the chain saw noise.
Well doesn’t that just put the “gee” in CGI.
Hey you two, I was once like you and I liked to do the Wild Thing.
Where the wild things are….behind that tree….right there, dude i can fucking see you. you’re right there, the tree barely covers you. give up.
Its a lot harder for Bigfoot to blend in since he put on all that weight
Since Cats closed on Broadway, many of the cast have taken to the woods for refuge.
“This is the perfect place to put up a piñata.”
O HAI! I CAN HAZ BITE OF UR TREE NAO?
Smokey The Bear: Only you can prevent forest fires. Only–Holy shit!!! What the fuck is that?!!?
http://dirtyhairy.blogspot.com/2009/04/best-book-review-evar.html
work safe, but just barely (a must read, if I do say so myself)
/blogwhore
Fact – that monster’s breath smells like Chris Hansen’s homemade chocolate chip cookies.
I’m going to photoshop my penis in place of that tree and pass it around on the Hannah Montana boards.
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He’s hiding from Wolverine.
Even monsters have to take a leak.
You’re not very good at hide and seek, are you Mr. Monster?
You’re awfully easy to please.
I wish I wasn’t constantly reminded of how neglected a child I was.
Good news for you, Vince – he looks horny.
I say we all go see this, then have a geek orgy!
*Pauly and child walk into dark forest*
Child: Geez Uncle Pauly, this forest is dark and scary. I’m so afraid.
Pauly: You’re afraid? I gotta walk back alone, kid.
The cuteness made my dick hard but then the Olsen Twins grew up.
he’s totally been caught jackin off in that poster.
Is that a Where the Wild Things Are leak?
Don’t worry, silly monster – that’s just that lyre bird making the chain saw noise.
Well doesn’t that just put the “gee” in CGI.
Hey you two, I was once like you and I liked to do the Wild Thing.
Where the wild things are….behind that tree….right there, dude i can fucking see you. you’re right there, the tree barely covers you. give up.
Its a lot harder for Bigfoot to blend in since he put on all that weight
Since Cats closed on Broadway, many of the cast have taken to the woods for refuge.
“This is the perfect place to put up a piñata.”
O HAI! I CAN HAZ BITE OF UR TREE NAO?
Smokey The Bear: Only you can prevent forest fires. Only–Holy shit!!! What the fuck is that?!!?
http://dirtyhairy.blogspot.com/2009/04/best-book-review-evar.html
work safe, but just barely (a must read, if I do say so myself)
/blogwhore
Fact – that monster’s breath smells like Chris Hansen’s homemade chocolate chip cookies.
I’m going to photoshop my penis in place of that tree and pass it around on the Hannah Montana boards.