Behold, the trailer for Samurai Princess, from Tokyo Gore Police writer Kengo Kaji.  You may remember TGP as the trailer that made penis noses and alligator-mouth vaginas hip again. Neither does Samurai Princess disappoint in the nightmarish gore department (which I believe is actually a division of Japanese parliament).

There’s much to love, but my favorite part comes at the 1:04 mark, when I actually wondered, Hmm, does this count as NSFW?  I mean, she’s naked, but you can’t see her nipples because her boobs have been chewed off.  I think that counts as SFW.  I mean, she’s basically wearing a gore bikini.  I’ve since added the work safeness of a gore bikini to my questions to meditate on, right between the sound of one hand clapping and a tree falling in an empty forest.  I like the new one the best because it gives me a boner.