Opening this weekend:
- Hannah Montana the Movie: You know I’ll be there. I love this little mouth-breathin retard. Isn’t it funny how Disney’s apparently run by creepy pedophiles? Who wants to get slimed!
- Observe and Report: You can read my review here. Bottom line: it’s funny, but not that great. Sort of like me in the sack. :-(
- Dragonball: All the crappiness of Street Fighter but more geared towards kids. Filled with wire fighting, people swallowing bugs, and lines like, “Prepare to eat dirt!” Plus people riding snowmobiles with wheels and eating turkey legs. What’s not to like?
- Anvil (limited release): Sort of The Wrestler meets heavy metal, but real. As far as one-sentence pitches go, you’d have a hard time doing better than that. “Like Die Hard, with Diora Baird and Anne Hathaway going ass to ass.”
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“Prepare to eat dirt!”
Dirt-pipe Milkshake?
Better make it a large one. Some cat called Chris died for my sins today. Sucker.
Prepare to eat dirt is gonna be written on my tombstone.
I’m gonna go into an alcohol induced coma this weekend.
And rise again on Sunday.
And I’ll deny you three times before the cock crows.
In my mouth.
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Banner pic:
That is a cock suckin’ mouth if I ever saw one. At least for an all white cat anyway.
Anne hathaway of cauthing my penith to thwell and thtiffen.
Durtht.
Dunno, she’s kinda chubby. I’ve seen hotter chicks at the children’s medical unit.
I think I’ll head south for a little Honora Sonora. More of a stage show but the Mexican gangsters that run her are still preferable to Disney.
I have the disney-brand internet filter for my kids, so all I was able to read there was “Isn’t it funny how Disney’s apparently run by FUN pedophiles”