The Ugly Truth is about a chauvinist type (Gerard Butler) with a TV show dedicated to telling women “the ugly truth” about what men want. Katherine Heigl is his feminist producer. Guess what happens. Strangely enough, it’s almost the exact same concept as Vh-1′s Tough Love. Now, I’m not saying that one of these came first or that someone’s idea got stolen, all I’m saying is that a special-needs chimp could’ve pulled this premise out of a rom-com lottery ball machine, and that chimp has a really good job at Fox. (Okay, to be fair, it isn’t a Fox movie, but that was only because the Fox execs couldn’t understand the poster).
You want my impression of this movie? Just look at these pictures back and forth really fast for two hours. WOMEN BE SHOPPIN’!
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Something tells me the moral of the story is not “Relax, and quit being such a stuck up bitch.”
*Insert tired 300 joke here*
Girls like Catherine Heigl are the reason the Dirty Sanchez was invented.
I dunno donk. She seems more like the Donkey Punch type
The high point of Katherine Heigl’s career was “My Father the Hero” with Gerard Depardieu. My 3-word review of that film: “Nice teen ass!”
(and I did NOT mean Gerard)
This movie sucked the first time when it was called Someone Like You. Seriously, this vapid waste of tits cries about Knocked Up but she has no problem starring in a blatant ripoff of a Hugh Jackman/Ashley Judd movie that was a ripoff of 8 million other rom-coms? FUCK YOU KATHERINE HEIGL! I HOPE YOUR WOMB IS RAVAGED BY LEPROSY, YOU FAT COW OF SUCK!!!
Catherine Heigl is the kind of girl I’d leave at the altar.
You know, let the priest cut her heart out in sacrifice to Kali.
The Ugly Truth is Heigl’s receding hairline.
She makes me want to cunt punt her with the “Crane Kick” from Karate Kid.
The Ugly Truth is Katherine Heigl’s career path is paved with upcoming straight-to-DVD releases.
They totally stole the title from a film strip they showed in middle school health class about vaginas.
It’s movies like this that make women think they can tame the wild beast that I truly am.
That, and restraining orders.
She gives the “Tell me when you’re gonna cum so I don’t get any on me” hand-jobs. And while wearing a latex glove that’s lubed up with hand sanitizer.
Man, whoever designed that poster has NO idea about human anatomy.
She’s old-fashioned…
about trimming her pubes.
The Ugly Truth is that she’s two years away from a sequel to 100 Girls.
Now, why’d you have to mention a special-needs chimp ? It’s an infinitely more interesting movie if these two vaguely retarded characters have a wee friend cleaning up for them after their less than credible bouts of lovemaking.
You know the difference between Catherine Heigl and an amputee hooker?
I’d kill the hooker after sex.
I’d still fuck her.
In the ear.
I don’t even know what that means.
It means you like aural sex, Swi.
New up and if anybody hasn’t seen Busey on Tom Goes to the Mayor . . . GO NOW AND WATCH THE GREATNESS THAT IS BUSEY!!!!
http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2009/04/hell-yes-gary-busey/
New up.
If we’re talking about ugly truths, should the heart be in the woman’s purse? LOL! Everything ever worth learnings me learneded from HBO!