04.03.09 TRAILER FOR THE REMAKE OF ‘FAME’
Though it was huge when I was growing up, I’d never heard of Fame, the 1980 musical set at the New York High School of Performing Arts, until a few years ago. But pretty much every girl I’ve ever met pisses her panties at its mere mention. This is the trailer for the remake, which opens in September. America’s endless appetite for singin’ and dancin’ is seriously starting to creep me out. How long will it be before renting a private karaoke room with four or five of your friends is considered a perfectly normal activity like it is in Asia (which is clinically insane)?
And can we please stop glorifying performance arts high schools? Do you know anyone who knew exactly what they wanted to do with their lives at the age of 14? Or anytime before they were 20? I hate those people. When I was 14, my priorities were 1. Go through puberty 2. Touch a girl’s boob (preferably with her girl willing) 3. Foil a robbery, and 4. …Profit? The last thing the world needs is more people whose only skill is making art. They’re like a vast pool of disgruntled jazz-hands mercenaries.
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TRAILER FOR THE REMAKE OF ‘FAME’
America’s endless appetite for singin’ and dancin’ is seriously starting to creep me out.
I don’t mean to step on Doc Brule’s toes here, but you may have stumbled upon the recent spike in Autistic Births in America.
As a child of the 80s, I would like to remind Fame that I was promised A) I would live forever and 2) I would learn how to fly. Let’s make due with at least one of those, dicks.
Burnsy you are the birdman, Koko B Ware. Are you really fucking telling me that you can’t fly?
Fucking liar.
Look, I don’t care if these queers want to be throwing jazz-hands around like they’re GHB at a frat party, as long as the fries are still hot in my Happy Meal
You won’t hear me knocking performing art high schools, their graduates make some of the most talented and desperate strippers this side of LA.
i watched that whole trailer for the water to splash all over that underage piano player before i figured out i was thinking of “Flashdance”
I will avoid this movie just like i do fat chicks that i’ve already banged when i see them in public.
Everyone knows the easiest way to gain fame is to fuck a dude on film and release it. Having a big ass or a hotel chain doesn’t hurt.
I’m glad they hip-hopped the theme song. The original wasn’t urban enough for me.
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