Armored stars Matt Dillon, Laurence Fishburne, Jean Reno, and Step Brother Stomp the Yard actor Columbus Short as a team of armored car guards. It comes from awesomely named director Nimrod Antal, the man behind the kooky Hungarian subway guard movie Kontroll. The trailer isn’t exactly interesting, but it has more reversals than I think I’ve ever seen. OMG, they’re getting robbed! …Psych! No they’re not, they’re good guys. …Psyche! No they’re not, they’re gonna rob their own armored car! But no one will get hurt. …Psyche! Yes they will! But Columbus and Matt are on the same side. …Psyche! No they’re not! Psyche! But maybe they are! Or not! Psyche! Haha, this movie got you good, you f*ckers.
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Armored stars Matt Dillon, Laurence Fishburne, Jean Reno
The Mighty Feklahr feels a former Attorney General would be qualified as an armoured car guard.
Losing the T would make it more awesome than even Michael Bay could describe.
I suppose it’s better than Armorous, which has a very uncomfortable scene with Dillon and Reno.
Not to be outdone, Kevin Dillon will star in an Armor Hot Dogs commercial.
This Fail
An armored car movie without Eugene Levy in assless chaps is sure to disappoint.
Matt Dillon in a movie with black guys? Hopefully they haven’t seen Crash! Not because they’ll think the actor is as racist as his character, but more because that movie blows and I hope they didn’t waste their time.
This movie will take you to the Brinks!
Bomb!
Or at least a financial disappointment.
I got Kontroll’d once. It was enjoyable, but I could’ve done without the heels to the balls.
Maxwell, didn’t you see the post earlier this week? Everyone has seen “Crash.”
I hope the title is pronounced like in that song:
When a movie is bad and when it’s over you’re glad, that’s Armored.
When it stars Jean Reno and you know it still blows that’s Armored.
More like Kevin Dillo! Get it?!? Armor Dillo? No…YOU shut up.
“Columbus Short” is a good way to describe the first round matchup between the Red Wings and the Blue Jackets.
Ok, sorry. *slinks back to corner, hands Al a LaBatt’s*
Please tell me that Nimrod Antal’s middle name starts with a W.