This one’s just called The Wicker Man 5th Symphony. It’s pretty self-explanatory. Though I would really like to have seen the bear-punch worked in there somehow. Little known fact: If you get high on angel dust and watch Wicker Man while listening to Wesley Willis’ “F*ck You Diet Pepsi” on a loop, it totally syncs up.
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Somebody get hold of Al and let her know that 911 does not respond to Scrabble Emergencies.
Oh . . . sorry . . . right . . . Wicker Man 5th Symphony.
Ummm, the ♫’s . . . why can’t I hear the ♫’s“
I’d rather see ‘Flight of the NO NOT THE BEES!’
Bear punch Zarathustra
Eine Kleine Nicmusik.
Night on Male-Pattern-Baldness Mountain.
Have you ever tried doing Wesley Willis at karaoke and not gotten into a fight?
Punch to the Valkyries.
Ride of the Baldkyries.
Fuck you Donk.
The Sorcerer’s Apprentice?
*punches self in the nuts*
Madame Butterfly
*doesn’t have anything to do wiff anything
Deet-de-dees Irae.
O Forehead-a.
Cannon in Deez nuts.
I don’t think the world can Handel any more movies starring the forehead Messiah
The Marriage of Fagaro.
Bite me, Erswi. Your turn.
*sits quietly in corner pretending to get all these jokes*
Has-had-hair-a
Aaaand fuck it, I’m spent.
I’ll wager it is in the key of Bee flat.
They should have quick cut to Arnold saying, “I”l be Bach.”
I can’t watch it, they don’t do that do they?
No, your right, that would be really stupid.
I think I’m sobering up.
Fuck.
Mike.
I would like to propose a friendly motion to the floor (not a wanking motion) that all Nic Cage related posts have the Cage bird hair picture somewhere in them. At least until it gets old.
Fiuer de Bees
Fuck you guys, I’m going shopping.
Qah Plah! I havew found the perfect keyboard for Him!
[www.cherrykeyboardsrus.co.uk]
Is it too late to change to ‘Bees Irae’? Because that shit is Perfect!
N’upskis.