The original title of Terminator Salvation was Terminaton Salvation: The Future Begins. Then JJ Abrams’ Star Trek movie sorta yoinked that tagline. Now, Terminator’s newest poster from a Russian site comes equipped with the tagline: “The End Begins.” Anyone else get the feeling a poster with a fat midget and the tagline “Jumbo Shrimp” would make Hollywood people shit their pants laughing? Anyway, let’s go to FirstShowing (you may remember him as the guy who got his seat stolen at Comic-Con) for some in-depth analysis!
I’d like to say the idea is pretty cool, somewhat of a “face-to-face” between Christian Bale and Sam Worthington. The problem is that it looks terrible and the split faces don’t really work well. I don’t know, maybe it really is a brilliant design and I just can’t see it. What do you think?
I’m guessing if two guys looking at the camera means “somewhat of a face-to-face”, then two guys back to back would be “not really a face-to-face?” But then, maybe I’m just being crazy! How would you guys write it? Sound off in the comments!



All I know is that if they film a remake of ‘Monty Python & the Holy Grail’, I want that thing as the three-headed knight that Brave Sir Robin comes across in the forest.
It’s a Face/Off-To-Face-Up-2-Tha-Street.
“The End Begins…” is how I’d start every sentence if I was Kim Kardashian’s personal narrator.
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“Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning.”
Um, you lost me there.
I don’t know about face to face… I’m beginning to think that ass to ass is the only thing that will sell this mess.
They should make the first musical movie poster with a mash-up of Boys II Men’s End of the Road and me farting.
TERMINATOR SALVATION
The Middle Of The Road Action Movie Begins
“Rear End, Bigguns”
Moon Bloodgoods nekkid ass in the dessert.
Ctrl+p.
Done.
If we stay the course. We’re dead! We’re all Dead!!
Um…That is unless someone uses a multidimensional time portal to go back in time to when before Cyberdyne was started and destroy all the polysynthetic prototype exoskeletons. And kill Miles Dyson.
Then we’ll be fine.
This summer, Serious Cat is… The Purrminator.
BANNER PIC:
Of the 3, Bale’s is the eyeline that most scares me.
Anybody else waiting for that poster to turn into a hot triple kiss?
How come Madonna isn’t billed on that poster?
She IS the one in the middle, isn’t she?
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