ROBO PENGUIN > TERMINATOR SALVATION
04.28.09After the jump, you can watch the three newest TV spots from Terminator Salvation with finished effects work. They’re all almost the same, with mostly the same shots and requisite growly Christian Bale voice over. “In the future… there’s no such thing as smiles or voice inflection… only robot fighting.”
But you know what’s even better than Terminator clips? ROBOT PENGUINS. They can swim, they can fly, and when their eyes glow blue, it means they love you. Adorable!
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Seeing as I have no audio here, I have no idea if the voice-over clarifies why the robots of the future would need to build robot penguins, although the snouts of the unfinished models do look decidedly sexual (perhaps I just answered my own question)…
I mean, is there really anything that strikes more terror into the hearts of one’s enemies than the ferocious Penguin? Unless you’re a Flyer, I guess.
festo is skynet
Al, at least you no longer have to worry about your Robot Penguin being killed by an Avalanche. When was the last time they were relevant?
YOU LEAVE BURNABY JOE ALONE!
I know my woman likes me when I see my whites on her eyes.
Let’s see. Looks like a penguin, acts like a penguin, but has no personality and a cold dead stare?
Sidney Crosby finally has a soulmate.
I’m taking the robot bear in six.
so what happens when these walls and penguins become self aware? no trespassing and less fish?
The problem with the robot penguins is that every time you try to pick one up to work on it, it stars crying to a ref about how you’re holding it.
Robo Panda > Robo Penguin
*From the “Because Somebody Had To Say It Department”
Danny Briere has an uncontrollable urge to hit this thing in the face with a stick.
new up btk
Maybe that thing shoulda got a penalty for getting it’s face in the way of Briere’s stick.