Tara Reid is set to return to the American Pie series in American Pie: Book of Love. That’s the seventh movie of the series and the fourth to go direct-to-DVD, for those of you keeping score at home. This will be Reid’s first appearance since American Pie 2. Eugene Levy, the only actor from the original movie to appear in all five of the sequels, will be back for this one as well, presumably because he has a gambling and/or cocaine problem. Wikipedia even provides this helpful chart for determining which actors appear in which movies.
I gotta think the only thing keeping this franchise afloat at this point are foreigners trying to learn English. I can’t see anyone else flocking to the “Not-Good-Enough-to-Get-a-Release” section at Blockbuster. In related news, I sat in that section at high school pep rallies. /blue balls.
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I wanted to fuck her brains out as Bunny in “The Big Leebowski”, now I just want to blow her brains out. With a gun!
Tara’s stomach looks like it just started to look into the Ark of The Covenant.
BOOOOOOOOOOOONG!!!
[this would have also worked in the Woody Harrelson post]
Dor sho gha! “The Big Leebowski” is how we say it in Klingon, so fuck you.
A single motorboat from Mickey Rourke to Tara Reid’s stomach unlocks the same portal that Howard the Duck slipped through.
Looking at Tara’s body, it should be called American Pudding.
She’s got ancient Mesopotamian washboard abs. Y’know, they’re the ones that would beat there clothes on the nearest rock.
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That was probably the first of many balls in Tara’s hands that day.
And probably not even the largest. Or the brownest.
The “Bong” wasn’t for you Fek; it was for Tara Reid’s life. And Woody Harrelson’s #1 hobby.
I once used Tara’s stomach to lift the print off the newspaper comics.
Fred Durst draws storyboards on her stomach.
Make fun of her stomach all you want. She’s still got rockin’ six-pack collarbones.
Fred Durst likes how Tara’s stomach keeps rollin’, rollin’, rollin’.
Holy crap you guys. I just stared at Tara’s stomach for like three minutes and a picture of a dolphin just like popped out at me. For reals.
Nupskis.
You know things are bad when you can’t even get the kid from Rookie of the Year to bang you.
Tell me about it.
I’m pretty sure this one is going theatrical. It’s meant to be a series resurrection, like 4 Fast 4 Furious.
American Pie chart, needs more actual pie chart.