• When Prom Goes Bad: A Photo Essay.  I’d love to make a joke about this guy not getting laid on prom night, but if you can convince your date to dress up like Queen Amidala, I imagine talking her panties off is probably a breeze.   |NextRound|
  • Killer Movie Deaths. I’m linking this simply because I’m impressed someone remembered Johnny Mnemonic. (Remembered? Mnemonic? Anyone? Bueller?) |ScreenJunkies|
  • Parkour on a Bicycle.  Whoa, did anyone else just get an idea for 5 Fast 5 Furious? …Music could’ve been more extreme. |CollegeHumor|
  • Audrey Tatou’s Coco Chanel Biopic Trailer.  …As translated by a child. |Videogum|
  • Chris Pine Worried He’s Not as Good an Actor as Shatner.  Well duh.  As a wise Simpson’s episode once said, “You’re just trying to get into heaven, you’re not running for Jesus.” |DailyFill|
  • A Lesson in Manners …from a Giant Bitch.  |HolyTaco|
  • Super Powers You Can Have Today.  Take this bottle of whiskey, for instance.  Its super power is being my best friend. |Atom|
  • Hugh Jackman Gets His Handprints on Hollywood Walk, his arms still look like penises. |MeettheFamous|
  • Zack Snyder’s Sucker Punch Casting News: Female fight flick adds Jena Malone (who was Kristin Stewart before Kristen Stewart) and Jamie Chung – the former Real World San Diego castmember who must have the best agent in Hollywood. Honestly, between this chick and Tila Tequila, if you’re a reasonably attractive Asian chick, get yourself a headshot immediately because it clearly doesn’t take much.