This latest Funny or Die joint is called “Zac Efron’s Pool Party” and stars Efron, Vanessa Hudgens, Justin Long, Brody Jenner, Queen Latifah, Lance Bass, Nicole Richie, whichever Madden brother she’s dating, LonelyGirl, and Carmen Electra.  Thomas “Sgt. Dangle” Lennon and Nicole Sullivan from MadTV try their best, but it’s impossible for them to stay afloat in this sea of vacant-eyed douchery.  It’s weird, people with no brains or talent are usually so much better at stuff.  Between this and all her Seltzer-Friedberg movies I’m starting to think Carmen Electra’s agent is actually an upside-down broom with a mustache drawn on.  But it’s not all bad: critics are already calling this “the best thing Brody Jenner has ever done.”