IT’S LIKE YOU’RE *IN* THE STREETS!
04.13.09
I have this wallpaper. Not on my computer, on the inside of my van.
Hack of all hacks Adam Shankman recently spoke to Collider about his upcoming third Step Up movie. He revealed that the sequel to Step Up 2 the Streets will be called… *drumroll* …Step Up 3-D. *fart sound*
“We were blown away with the tests we just did (for Step Up 3D). Seeing the dance in 3D, and an arm coming out and flips that are going by your head. It was such an incredible experience.” Since he sounded excited about the footage he saw, I then asked if he would consider doing Hairspray 2 in 3D. He said, “Yeah, that would be cool in 3D because it has a pop-sensibility. 3D should be regulated [sic] to things with a pop-sensibility because that’s the experience you want from those kinds of films. Anything you really want to think about, you don’t want to see in 3D.”
Reached for comment, Paul McCartney said, “Oh, so ‘pop-sensibility’ means ‘by and for stupid people’ now? That’s cool. I guess I’ll just go f*ck myself.”
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I usually step *on* 3-D’s….
Reached for comment, Paul McCartney said
“I thought pop-sensibility meant knowing the difference between popping your wife’s leg off in passion vs. anger…”
These dance movies are important because they provide kids with [HIV] positive role models.
More like a pop-and-lock sensibility, right? write?! WRIGHT?!?
3D should be regulated [sic]
Somebody go dig up Warren G.
I imagine the 3-D Rec Center will be under constant threat of a giant wrecking ball swinging ominously back and forth over the audience.
Whenever I see [sic] I assume it’s because they’re drunk and hiccuping. Like me!
To add another layer of realism, theater ushers will shoot super-soakers filled with vinegar water* to add even more realism to the 3D/Douchebaggery experience.
* Source Wikipedia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douche
Keira Knightley wants to star in a dance movie that has pop sense-and-sensibility.
The studio head that approved this should Step Down.
I cannot wait for the films fourth installment. Step Up 4 Some Sweet Calves.
Cast Dr. Manhattan and count me in.
How do them damn kids dance around like that and keep their ghetto slacks from falling off???
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Double sided tape on shaved genitals? Thanks, Lince! QAPLAH!
Keira Knightly wishes she was three dimensional.
Yeah, cuz that’s what we want. We want a bunch of 34 year olds playing 20 year olds doing 10 year old dance moves for 8 year olds in 3 dimensions. You read my mind again Hollywood.
Speaking of tape, wouldn’t some duct tape and running mascara make this chick look so much hotter?
Step Up 3D uses glasses by Oakley. It will cost $350.00 a ticket and the film is expected to make it’s money back within two hours of it’s release in Orange County alone.
But I really want to think about this picture.
BANNER PIC:
Who tucks in a wife beater. Honestly?
My roids give me a certain poop sensibility.
That’s right! Monday morning scatalogical mudafukahs!!
*Chodin jumps into post, drenched in semen, riding an american flag themed pogo stick*
Al’s Canadaian! AND a girl! AND enjoys word play!
Fuck Mike.
QAPLAH! Visit His blog, and something something excuses typo, etc, because He is a Klingon!
Hey Girl, Ryan Gosling knows you don’t love spending all your time with these ‘baters. Haha, I love you Patches.
*chugs piss boot, passes it to Pauly, goes and sits in corner*
BTK, Vance, where are the comments of the week? Nevermind.
Ol’ CCH here. One time I was…fuck, I just outed myself.
Durst.
Dick stepped on.
RIP Dan Rosen.
Seeing the dance in 3D, and an arm coming out…
Nobody introduce this guy to child birth.
/\ /\ /\ BONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It’s like reading a history book, finedEff.
There is something about a sweaty gay guy dancing with an “Average In Every way” White/Spanish ‘tweener that just screams 3D movie.
Bah, everyone knows the REAL history of Filmdrunk is at….HIS BLOG!
I’m insulted! I’ve contributed so much here, the least you could have done was mocked any of the following:
I’m from Oregon
I’d rather watch an Aries Spears Biopic
Gnome Sayin?
I FUCKING LOVE TACOS
Canadian/LaBatts references
Ex Wife jokes
Coyote eating
and more (I think…)
Dude, Atari Trilogy? Come on…
I’m sorry, 6Ways. You can come back now.
What kind of lame shit is that? The AfterPOON Drive was a much longer running joke than Cross Country Heat.
Lisa Rinna…
GRRRR…BRUCE GREENWOOD IS A CANKERDICK!!!
1st PIC of the BANNER PIC:
Its easy to whisper sweet nothings in her ears seeing as there is nothing in between ‘em.
Not to mention the Donk and J show (featuring C-Dog), CJC, PFC, uh fist?
Fucking do it right.
Yes, that’s right, you get all these jokes and more. And, if you act now, we’ll send you this bonus FD post with such classics as:
“Gary Busey went back in time and killed himself. Then, he went forward in time and killed himself. There can be only one Gary Busey”
AND
“Nic Cage’s forehead was part of the reason we won the battle of Leyte Gulf. You know how many Hellcats you can launch off that thing?”
AND
“I’m a dickweed”
And for real, not a single mention of jenkem. FAIL.
Speaking of gay wrestling, and quite frankly, who isn’t these days, anybody see that little asian midget lady get her ass whipped by the angry latin meth dyke on Saturday night? The ones on MMA, not the ones outside your trailers.
Atari Trilogy – How could I forget? That was already a year ago – last year’s April Fools joke, remember? And a good one at that…
Banner pic right:
A huge queef just escaped.
Cargo pants and Abercrombie & Fitch tanks are totally Street yo! Picked my gear up on Rodeo Drive homey!!
Atari Trilogy April Fool’s joke was the bizzy-izzomb!
Oh, and Duke, who do you fucking think He was watching Saturday (outside of His trailer)?
Banner pic right:
A huge queef just escaped and he’s dancing around wearing baggy jeans and a white under shirt.
A “shankman” is when you fuck the stab hole, right?
Yeah, apparently the one couldn’t cut weight because of a “woman problem”. After she beat the other chick’s ass she should’ve perioded on her. That’s a verb, right? Perioded? Ladies?
Right on, Fek.
You watch too much Ultimate Surrender, Vince.
When it’s two chicks fighting, the scissor hold is a totally different move.
And since we’re already off topic (new up soon, I promise), what the fuck happened to Shamrock? Did he throw that fight? That was the worst performance ever.
If by “throwing” you mean old-as-fuck-can’t-fight-anymore-losing-all-dignity, then sure, he’s throwing.
He’s 36. Three years younger than Liddell. Couture hadn’t even hit his stride at 36.
My baseless ageism is besides the point. He seems to have peaked in any case.
Bad batch of roids?
After watching the Ultimate Fighter show and seeing him act like a fucking ass, I just try to remember him Shamrock v Severen UFC… 6?
This movie will produce the same amount of anal leakage as those 3-D Doritos they tried a few years back.
Different Shamrock. Ken is like 45. Frank is still reasonably young. New up, btk.
Was it Severen or Shamrock that tried to peel Taktarov’s scalp off with their knee?
N’up y’all!
The period chick would have had a better chance than Shamrock. I haven’t seen anything get beat that fast since I walked in on chodin jacking it to a picture of Gene Shalit.