04.30.09 CAP’N KIRK VS. THE BUTTHOLE MONSTER

Butthole Monster was always my favorite muppet character.

This is what I saw when I looked at someone’s asshole through a microscope.

Star Wars did it.

MIZ beat me to it but I’ll jump in anyway. Throw Boba Fett at it and you’ll get away every time.

Without watching the clip I’m going to assume by “butthole monster” you mean Spock.

What’s the craziest feature of this creature?
The eyes have it.

The best way to deal with a butthole monster is to burn it alive. The best way to do that is to throw some Taco Bell down the other end.

I don’t know what it is but i’m gonna fuck it.

/Richard Pryor

“looking, literally like an ass.”

It’s funny. Apparently this guy based a monster for a motion picture off of some footage of me dancing while blitzed to the fucking moon at my cousin’s wedding, yet I haven’t seen a check. Fucking Hollywood.

The Butthole Monster insists on playing ‘Pepper’ on your sterero constantly, even though you’re getting tired of it.

This creature is what was born when the chick with the teeth in her snooch let her boyfriend blow his load in her butt.

a cross between an anus and predator’s mouth

So it looks like Dubya and The Pope kissing opposite sides of a crucifix? Wierd.
Literally.

The Mighty Feklahr liked this post better when He thought it said “Cap’n Crunch vs. The Butthole Surfers”!

PS: Fuck you, Donk, too subtle.

“So wait… you mean to tell me killed that thing by leaping down its throat, planting an explosive, and crwawling out to safety?! How did you feel after that?”

“Pooped.”

YYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

Butthole monsters scare the poop outta me!

Proofreading is for pussies and communists.

I didn’t realize just how mainstream Sasha Grey had gone.

Guess who’s literally going to the game this Saturday?
Just sayin’ to make Donk jealous, now that he’s here.

Kirk: “Dammit, I have the sulfur, potassium, coal, and diamonds…now…I just need…*something* to blow them out of like a cannon…something long and hard with a hollow tube in the middle…dor sho gha!”

Thus, the Legend of Captain Kirk is born.

Butthole monsters live in closets. And when they’re ready, they come out of them.

I hear Gandalf the Constipator stopped a butthole monster in its tracks by yelling “YOU SHALL NOT PASS!”

The producers at Seasame Street had to change Butthole Monster’s shtick. He can no longer go hog wild eating assholes like a mad man because it might give kids the wrong idea about excess.
Now he goes apeshit over baby carrots.

You can’t kill the Butthole monster, but if you put up MonsterQuest Game Cameras in the area, there won’t be one around for 50 miles. MonsterQuest guaranfuckingtees it.

Enjoy watching the Blackhawks beat up on the ‘Nucks, Al.

Dustin Byfuglien is the original Butthole Monster.

I’m jelus Al.
Illiterately.