“Hiiighwaaaay tooo the… DAAANGER ZONE!! (*mouth guitar*)”
The U.K.’s Daily Mail published an early review of JJ Abrams’ Star Trek, which most of us won’t get to see until May 8th. Here’s what the dirty Limey prick (I’m assuming) thought of it:
“…Not only by far the best of the 11 Star Trek movies, it must rank as the outstanding prequel of all time.
[...] This is space opera on a mythic scale, and it’s stirring stuff. …Fans of the original series will not be disappointed. Throughout, there’s just the right degree of reverence for the original, coupled with an attractive ability to poke fun at it.
…a treat for the eyes and ears.”
Clearly, this guy liked it. But he also seems like kind of a douche. He loved that slimey puff piece Slumdog Millionaire and said of Watchmen “This despicable, unwatchable trash will find an audience among sad sociopaths,” (all while maintaining a rigid upper lip, I’m sure). In any case, aside from the terrifyingly metrosexual new Spock, I remain cautiously optimistic. Meanwhile, A former lover of mine was equally enthusiastic about my lovemaking, calling my penis, “An amuse-bouche for the vagina.” That’s good, right?