Today we’ve got yet another behind-the-scenes video from the set of The Expendables, Sly Stallone’s muscular-old-men-grunting movie with Schwarzenegger, Lundgren, Rourke, Li, Trejo, Statham, and Couture. We get to see Sly doing some directing, and by directing I mean making gun sounds with his mouth, all while wearing that same v-neck/tight jeans combo he’s had on in every publicity photo so far. He also has bulging neck veins and talks in a super growly voice, which I’m sure has nothing to do with taking massive amounts of steroids and HGH. It’s perfectly normal for a 62-year-old man. Why, just the other day my dad tore a phonebook in half and picked up my mom by her throat when she spilled his ensure shake.
[via Empire]
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Anybody figured out who’s running Californ-I-A while Arnie’s off doing this shite?
“That’s sex!”
“No, Mr. Stallone. That’s a plane.”
With the right lighting, he almost looks like a puffed-up Pacino. Or a caveman.
Sly Stallone’s muscular-old-men-grunting movie
Lemon Party II.
He wasn’t making those POW noises with his mouth. That was his hip shattering.
Nice call, Al, Sly looks like he’s starring in an SNL skit called ‘Unfrozen Caveman Actor’.
So, when is congress going to get around to steroid usage in hollywood?
“You look nervous.”
“You look leathery.”
Blaw! Blaw! Blaw!
Something tells me that Sly yells out “Thats Sex” when he describes anything because he’s not good with adjectives.
Waiter: Here is your coffee Mr. Stallone.
Sly: Thats Sex!
Doctor: Time for your prostate exam Mr. Stallone.
Sly: Thats Sex!
Doctor: Well, in some circles yes.
I heard an interview where Stallone said he stayed in shape by not eating yoghourt because “if you eat yoghourt, you’ll look like yoghourt.” So apparently his food consists of beef jerky, bull balls and Madonna.
Pictured: Sly picking up the slumdog he purchased on eBay.
“Hey Sly, stand next to me–I want to look young by comparison”–Trejo
Because Eric Roberts looks like Vince McMahon from a distance, it looks like Vince and Stone Cold starring in an action picture together in that clip
How did Sly get a transcript of my last sexual encounter and Why is he using it for lines in his movie?