Comments on: STALLONE IS LOOKING HELLA SWOLL, BRO http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/04/stallone-expendables-buff FilmDrunk.com is the movie blog that plays rough, just the way your mother likes it. We cover all things movie-related, but just because we watch a lot of movies don’t expect us to act all serious about them. Think of FilmDrunk as the film industry’s older brother who punches it in the shoulder when it acts queer. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 21:41:51 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.1 By: Sparky Tim http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/04/stallone-expendables-buff#comment-189710 Sparky Tim Tue, 14 Apr 2009 21:11:13 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=12460#comment-189710 Wow. He looks like he's having a stroke. Wow. He looks like he’s having a stroke.

]]> By: Rotwangchung http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/04/stallone-expendables-buff#comment-189654 Rotwangchung Tue, 14 Apr 2009 17:53:03 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=12460#comment-189654 Banner Pic: <b>FFFFFRRRRAAAAAANNNNNNKKKKKKK!!!! THAT'S <i>MY</i> CHOCODILE!!!!</b> Banner Pic: FFFFFRRRRAAAAAANNNNNNKKKKKKK!!!! THAT’S MY CHOCODILE!!!!

]]> By: Crapbasket http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/04/stallone-expendables-buff#comment-189652 Crapbasket Tue, 14 Apr 2009 17:51:18 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=12460#comment-189652 Banner pic: Sly loses his butt cherry to a midget with a dildo strapped to his forehead. Banner pic:

Sly loses his butt cherry to a midget with a dildo strapped to his forehead.

]]> By: Rotwangchung http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/04/stallone-expendables-buff#comment-189651 Rotwangchung Tue, 14 Apr 2009 17:49:54 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=12460#comment-189651 "Excuse me sweaty old Italian man, I'm lost and need directions." <i>*Sly points to forearm*</i> "Uhhhh, yeah, you're heyah and you want to take dis road heyah and get back on ta dis highway...hold on, lemme do a couple reps.....okay, see it now?" “Excuse me sweaty old Italian man, I’m lost and need directions.”

*Sly points to forearm* “Uhhhh, yeah, you’re heyah and you want to take dis road heyah and get back on ta dis highway…hold on, lemme do a couple reps…..okay, see it now?”

]]> By: DeFrank http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/04/stallone-expendables-buff#comment-189650 DeFrank Tue, 14 Apr 2009 17:48:16 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=12460#comment-189650 Okay, who told Sly Scott Siegel got busted? Okay, who told Sly Scott Siegel got busted?

]]> By: Fek'lhr http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/04/stallone-expendables-buff#comment-189649 Fek'lhr Tue, 14 Apr 2009 17:48:06 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=12460#comment-189649 The Mighty Feklahr's Mexican pharmacist provides Him marijuana for medicinal purposes only. The Mighty Feklahr’s Mexican pharmacist provides Him marijuana for medicinal purposes only.

]]> By: Juan http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/04/stallone-expendables-buff#comment-189648 Juan Tue, 14 Apr 2009 17:46:08 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=12460#comment-189648 Why go to Mexico? Lindsay Lohan treats my oversized testicles. I...don't...know...what that meant. Why go to Mexico? Lindsay Lohan treats my oversized testicles.

I…don’t…know…what that meant.

]]> By: DeFrank http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/04/stallone-expendables-buff#comment-189647 DeFrank Tue, 14 Apr 2009 17:44:41 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=12460#comment-189647 Pic: <em>Stallone on the way to shoot his kid after a good workout.</em> Pic:

Stallone on the way to shoot his kid after a good workout.

]]> By: Crapbasket http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/04/stallone-expendables-buff#comment-189646 Crapbasket Tue, 14 Apr 2009 17:44:39 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=12460#comment-189646 Sly is making my, "I just stepped in dogshit bare footed!" face. Sly is making my, “I just stepped in dogshit bare footed!” face.

]]> By: DeFrank http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/04/stallone-expendables-buff#comment-189645 DeFrank Tue, 14 Apr 2009 17:40:15 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=12460#comment-189645 Pic: Gorillas in the Mist 2 Pic:

Gorillas in the Mist 2

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