This summer… Jason Statham… has diabetes. Now, if Jason Statham has diabetes, shouldn’t he get his medication from a cat who looks like Wilford Brimley? Makes perfect sense to me. [CollegeHumor]- Jackie Earle Haley will play Freddy Krueger in the remake. Good for him. Still don’t care about horror remakes. [ScreenJunkies]
- How to look amazing and attract girls. [HolyTaco]
- 5 more of the most disturbing animals on Earth. [Atom]
- Apparently ShoWest has awards. Zac Efron won one. So did Sienna Miller, Dennis Quaid, Tits Whatserface from The Hills, and Rumer Willis. They should call these the People Who Showed Up Awards. [DailyFill]
- That’s right, DUELING EASTER BUNNY movies. If only it were just one movie in which bunnies dueled. [THR]
- Interview with a professional food-eater guy. [BullzEye]
- “Like a Boss” is my favorite digital short in a while. [WarmingGlow]
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I’ve never seen a zebra try so hard to fuck a giraffe’s tracheotomy hole.
Most disturbing animals? Guess who dated all five of them.
I’m sorry, but any list of the five most disturbing animals that doesn’t include a rape-happy, drumstick-wielding muppet with anger issues just doesn’t make the cut for me.
A Disturbing animal? That zebra-AH AH AH!!
That looks like Chodin and I trying to do a Standing 69.
He’s a lil’ guy.
My favorite dueling bunny was Aaron Brer Rabbit.
The ShoWest awards are the also-ran ceremony for the JV squad right? YOu don’t want them to feel bad about not being good enough to play the important games so you hand them some hardware, pat ‘em on the head, and tell them to keep studying because there’s no way they’re making their living doing this forever.
Dueling bunnies? I thought that fencing was a deterrent for rabbits?
Hank and Mike is the only Easter Bunny movie for me and my marmoset.
My ears are burnings.
Seriously, I think there’s something terribly wrong in there.
burning…Why is typing so HARD?!?
I heard a Rumer Willis had mumps.
I think it’s this one.
I heard they only cast Jackie Earle Haley as Freddie because of all the money they will save on makeup.