Slumdog Millionaire actor Azharrudin Mohammed famously got slapped around by his father a while back, but that’s nothing compared to Rubina Ali’s dad, who literally tried to sell his daughter to the highest bidder. Said one prospective buyer, “Quick and easy transaction, lightning-fast shipping, great kid – would ‘come again,’ lol. A++ seller.”
In a bid to escape India’s real-life slums, Rafiq Qureshi put angel-faced darling of the Oscars Rubina up for adoption, demanding millions of rupees worth £200,000.
As he offered the shocking deal to the News of the World’s undercover fake sheik this week, Rafiq declared: “I have to consider what’s best for me, my family and Rubina’s future.” Rafiq tried to blame Hollywood bosses for forcing him to put his daughter up for SALE. As he tried to fix the illegal adoption deal, real-life slum dweller Rafiq declared: “We’ve got nothing out of this film.” [this despite earlier reports that the filmmakers had bought Ali's family a house and paid for her education]Then, almost embarrassed to speak it out loud, he whispered to an accomplice the price tag he has put on his innocent young daughter: “It’s £200,000!” [$294,882]
That was an astonishing FOURFOLD increase on his opening demand. But Rafiq’s equally demanding brother Mohiuddin insisted: “The child is special now. This is NOT an ordinary child. This is an Oscar child!” [NewsoftheWorld]
The source article goes into greater detail and there’s even a video. Bottom line, it sounds pretty bad, but being that Rubina Ali currently lives in a Mumbai slum with a father who wants to sell her, there’s a decent chance getting adopted would actually be better for her. I also like how in the video, the British reporter keeps trying to say her name, but the way they pronounce it over there, it sounds like “Ru Beaner.” It’s like she’s a Mexican drag queen or something.


I got a text. Did someone just say “Mexican drag queen”?
You know what they say about buy kids from India?
You never know what your gettin’ Hindu.
*Feces laden mud and flies sold separately.
Keep the receipt.
How’s that poem go?
Mondays child is fair of face,
Tuesdays child is full of grace,
Wednesdays child is full of woe,
Oscar child gets four times the dough.
More like Azharrudina Lohan, ammmmmmmiright?
Micheal Jackson is already on a plane to India.
and unless that photo was taken in a hotel, that’s one swanky slum, it’s got a couch and a picture on the wall, what the fuck are these people complaining about. They’re even wearing clothes that aren’t caked in their own shit.
Some people.
Apparently the guy on the left has no interest in a girl.
This is like Deal Or No Deal and To Catch a Predator in one.
I bet I can find one cheaper in the Eastbay.
You think that sucks? When i was 7 my dad sold me to mr rogers 4 houses down for a month all for the lowly price of half a pack of unfiltered camels and a 6pk of PBR
When you go Little Indian shopping, never tell the seller to “keep an eye out for you”.
Hmmm, does this come in white?
I could snatch a kid that looks just like her from the convenient store down the street from my place and i’m willing to settle for $50 and a 6 pack of Tecate.
Anyone?
*Slow clap for Vince on the Mexican Drag Queen joke*
200,000 pounds will get you roughly four times more Indian girls than American girls.
It works the same with currency too.
If she’s old enough to be shipped in the mail, she’s old enough to get “the package”.
Typical Child actor progression. Next she’ll be doing meth and chopping off appendages in prison.
I’d want to be sold out of a house that 40% terrifying cyborg anyway. Look at that creepy one next to her!
White Children sell better so I recommend Rafiq makes his way to the Home Depot’s Paint Section.
Finally, the answer to the age-old question what to get a pedophile who has everything?
Of course she’ll be better off with a rich pedo rather than stuck in a slum with a blurry faced dark lord of the Sith.
Memo to her new parents: You may not want to play that “This little piggy went to market” game with her. She might be a little sensitive about that.
I saw this guy’s ad on sanjayslist.com
PS – I just drank some moldy water.
Say what you will about sanjayslist, Stone, but they still have the best Casual Arranged Marriages listings.