04.30.09 SHOCKER: BRUNO DUPED PAULA ABDUL
You can now add Paula Abdul to the list of people Sacha Baron Cohen tricked into giving interviews for the Brüno movie, right behind Ron Paul and Ben Affleck (or in front of them if the list is alphabetical).
A source tells us Sacha Baron Cohen, playing a wildly gay Austrian TV reporter in “Bruno,” conducted a wacky interview with the “American Idol” judge. “Paula was totally fooled. She bought into his character and to this day isn’t aware she was fooled,” the insider said. [NYPost]
Wow, you mean he talked a drug-addled narcissist into doing an interview, and she didn’t even know he was making fun of her? Amazing. I mean, If you can fool Paula Abdul you can fool anyone. She’s got a mind like two sea lions playing volleyball.
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SHOCKER: BRUNO DUPED PAULA ABDUL
I’m still waiting for Paula Abdul to get caught in a hit and run.
According to Paula Abdul “You can fool some of the people some of the time, but cheating at tic-tac-toe is wrong.”
Bruno’s interviews are often done from behind.
Paula Abdul was NOT fooled. After the interview, the cartoon cat from her music video, who now lives in her pantry, told her all about Bruno over a tall glass of NyQuil.
I’d make Paula Abdul believe I was MC Skat Kat.
Then I’d shit on her chest.
Then shit on her
Mr. T fooled a lot of people. Pitied them, too.
Paula Abdul warns girls against cats. She tells them that after a wild night in an alleyway they’ll abandon you and never call.
Fool Paula once: Shame on you.
Fool Paula twice: All she has to say is: A’ buh-buh, buh bye. Buh-buh buh buh bye.
Paula thinks that Bruno is a cold-hearted fake.
HAHA Assholes – I beat you to the cat jokes.
(points to crotch)
Paula was also fooled into doing scenes for Tommy and the Cool Mule that will be on the unrated DVD. Just kidding–the first time she was fooled, the second time she was into it.
If you try to explain time zones to Paula Abdul, she’ll attack you because she hates people from the future.
@Stone–that’s the nicest post I’ve seen on this site utilizing the words asshole, cat, beat and crotch. You’re the best!
With a headline that includes ’shocker’ and ‘Paula Abdul’, I was expecting a grainy night-vision video.
Why not? Arsenio Hall did it.
[pumps fist]
WHOO! WHOO! WHOO!
Paula Abdul thinks that Air Conditioning happens after Air Shampooing.
Paula Abdul crosses the street before it can cross her.
Paula Abdul thinks she’s a hero of biblical proportions because someone martyred herself in front of her house.
To this day Paula Abdul thinks “American Idol” is a spin-off of “TRL.”
Cthulhu is the product of Gary Busey and Paulu Abdul fucking after a seafood dinner while listening to a record of Tibetan Monks praying.
Paula Abdul doesn’t have an angel and a demon on her shoulders, but a paint chip munchin retard and a parakeet bashing it’s face into a little disco ball.
Paula Abdul just wants you to be straight up with her. Straight up her butt.
Paula Abdul thinks hats keep her smarts from leaking out.
Paula Abdul thinks black people are just white people who never learned how to wipe properly (hint: front to back then fling it at the wall spiders}.
Paula Abdul calls her farts “pooper coughs.”
Paula Abdul worships wolves for stopping the swine flu at its source.
Paulu Abdul Jokes are what you get when you give Gary Busey Facts a sex change.
Paula. Sorry, my peruvian slave boy just arrived and I was concentrating on teaching him “Help” as “Go Away”.
Paula Abdul is convinced that an actual fox runs the network.
Paula Abdul doesn’t watch Cartoon Network because she just isn’t that into automobiles.
Paula Abdul thinks Emilio Estevez totally deserved that Oscar he won for Stakeout.
Sascha Baron Cohen is Paula Abdul’s favorite porn star.
You just know Paula was pissed 5 minutes after the interview when it donned on her that she forgot to say “G’Day Mate” when they were introduced.
Paula Abdul sticks her hand into the holes in trees hoping to find cookies.
Paula Abdul is considering taking on an alter-ego, Paulu Abdul, so people stop picking on her.
Things “don” on Paula Abdul.
HAHAHA retard! Don! HAHAHA
I take it Crappy saw JHC dissing his spelling in the COTW thread, too.
Al: As my girlfriend said to her doctor, “My mistakes are your platforms for success.
No, haven’t seasamed it yet :(
Hey, the day I start proofreading my comments is the day I start proofreading my comments.
Did I not use that right? Shows what I know. Meh. Anywhoo, back on topic.
It was widely known by the Lakers that Paula was easily fooled. Three times Kurt Rambis got in them guts by telling her he was Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.
What fun would that be?
Crappy, if you start proofreading your comments, you’d lose your charm.
Picking on your spelling is fun and easy. Just like you.
fulOAwe: did her doctor respond right away or did he make her repeat it after he’d turned the vacuum off?
Dear inkyPee,
Holy.
Fucking.
Shit
Love,
Diremutt
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Paula!
Paula who?
Paula Abdul is a fucking idiot!
Crapba: I went there, all right. It’s a scary place. I think I like it better in the corner.
Stinky Peet: I’m impressed you managed to do so much good with something I left hanging. Wait, I think I just quoted my girl again.
FIST!!!
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