A new batch of clips from Fighting aka OMG OMG Channing Tatum Shirtless aka Freddy Got Fisted was released today, including the one above, entitled “Shawn fights the Korean opponent.” Which is odd, because the “Korean opponent” is actually Cung Le, who’s Vietnamese-American and a former Sanshou champion (Sanshou being a Chinese variation of kickboxing that incorporates trips and wrestling throws and oh god why do I know this). The best part is watching Terrence Howard in the background. You can tell his soul has a hard time absorbing all this violence. He just thinks the world would be a silkier place if cats could learn to love each other. Now dig this vibe, man. *bongo playing*
There’s some sweet shirtless interracial action in this one. Plus, Luis Guzmán!
[more clips over at RopeofSilicon]
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Those pussies would never be able to handle my submission move. I call it the “Throw Your Fucking Ass Over the Side of the Building.”
The last time I fought a Korean it was over my change.
Has anybody ever seen Terrence Howard and Matthew McConaughey in the same place? I’m just sayin’.
Somebody told the Korean it was a real dogfight, so he bit Tatum.
I’m stupid busy today, but had to pop in to say “thanks”.
My submission move would be to tell Channing there’s a 10-inch dildo in my van. Calms him right down.
“SHAWN FIGHTS THE KOREAN OPPONENT” is this the new euphemism for taking a shit?
Great, there’ll be a power outage in Canada tonight.
I’d like to see him try to fight Chong Li.
Channing Tatum walks through golden raindrops.
Terence Howard is now synonymous with hats, like Charlie Chaplin was with accusations of statutory rape. Without one it just doesn’t seem like the same guy. *sigh*
Alternate Title: Shawn Fights the Zeitgeist.
I am stupid busy today as well, and just dropped by to say, “balderdash!”
You can lead Channing Tatum to Old Navy, but you can’t make him shop.
I haven’t rooted this hard against the main character of a movie since K-Pax.
Channing Tatum is all set to star in a shirtless arm wrestling movie: Without the Top.
Was the film shot with a freaking hand camera? That’s some pretty crappy filming right there.
With any luck, Tatum’s next starring role will be shot with a hand gun.
“Shawn Fights the Korean Opponent”
In the following scene, Klinger (wearing a dress) tries to convince Radar O’Reily that he’s legitimately insane.
New up. More dong touching.